Helen Keller Has The Best Twitter Ever!

October 1, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

funny tweets from Helen Keller Twitter

funny tweets from Helen Keller Twitter


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Only Anthony Bourdain Can Get Away With Tweeting Pictures Of Food And Have It Be Interesting!

April 15, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Food |

anthony bourdain food pictures


anthony bourdain food pictures


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The Rock’s Twitter Is Freaking Awesome! (34 Pics)

March 25, 2013 | 13 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

the rock twitter

the rock twitter



Gabby Will Easily Get Us Through Thursday

August 30, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: main |


Here’s a mighty fine set of pictures of a hot Florida Panthers Ice Dancer, Named Gabby to help you deal with the next 8 hours at work. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

20 Seriously Awesome Long Exposure Photos Of The Stars – Ned Hardy

So True about when you text other people (PIC) – ImgHut

She Is Simply Adorable (And Smoking Hot) – Knowd

Boobs and the M18 Claymore (66 Photos) – The Brigade

The Best Movie Shark Attacks – Gorilla Mask

The 20 Hottest Cheerleaders of the NFC West – Heavy

10 Submission Holds and Fighters Who Do Them Best – Bleacher Report

Sexy Girls Washing Cars! – Sexy Block

The 50 Weirdest Things Ever Found In Textbooks – Linkiest

Emma Stone is at the F*cking Beach – G-Celeb

Selena Gomez shows some cameltoe – Celebrity Ninja

Hottie shows off a mesmerizing dose of cleavage – Double Viking

Iliza Shlesinger: Funny on Her Terms – The Smoking Jacket

12 Pretty Inappropriate Baseball Cards – Uncoached

15 Reasons Why We Love Japan – Regretful Morning

Holly Madison is Pregnant – Yeeeah

Another 40 Photos Of Hand Bra Honeys – DJ Mick

Signs It’s Time To Get Laid – Knowd

Army’s Special Ops recruiting truck opens at Fort Bragg (31 Photos) – The Brigade

And not a single FU*K was given about Hurricane Isaac (PIC) – ImgHut

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Tweet Of The Day

January 10, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Sports |

manny pacquiao vs floyd mayweather

@FloydMayweather: Manny Pacquiao I’m calling you out let’s fight May 5th and give the world what they want to see.

My Jail Sentence was pushed back because the date was locked in. Step up Punk.

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25 Examples Of False Humility Tweeted On Twitter

May 12, 2011 | 2 Comments » | Topics: main |

false humilty tweets on twitter



Pronstar Bree Olson’s Twitter Is An Endless Well Of Depravity, Sexual Deviancy And Awesomeness

February 23, 2011 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

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Santa Spews Out His Contempt On Twitter

November 21, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

bad santa twitters

It seems the once jolly purveyor of Christmas, Santa Claus is finally fed up with all the shiet he has to deal with ever year and has taken to his Twitter to express his contempt for Christmas, kids, and life. Here’s a few choice samples of the hate spewing out of his keyboard….

Leaving carrots for my reindeer is real smart kids. The only thing that was missing from reindeer shiet was fcuking carrots.

Hey Billy from Idaho, your letter says you want a PS3. Santa just changed it to “novelty calculator from Staples”

Johnny from Kansas wants an XBOX. Aw! You deserve it after all the shietting-your-pants you’ve accomplished this year.

“You better watch out, you better not cry.” What is that, a rape anthem? Fcuking carols man.

North Pole is full of boring-ass shiet. Oh yeah. The elves can make “toys of wonder” but can’t build a couple titty-bars? Biatches.

Sarah, you’ve been good all year. Good job! Too bad your dad’s an alcoholic and your mom’s mentally checked out. Chinese-made Barbie again!

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