@ 1:55 when he starts opening the mystery box and he says something along the lines of “What is this? Is this an extra service (bonus) to my meal? Could it be dumplings? What did they give me? Something tasty?!”
@ 2:06 he opens the box and says “Motherfuckers, this is only side dishes.”
Also, when he puts the soup bags on the lid of the side dish container he says something like “This is how you throw away wet things. Truly, I am a genius. O you’re such a good boy (while petting himself on the head)”
Some awesome dude secretly filmed his friend, his friend’s brothers, and his friend’s dad watching football every Sunday for the entire 2012-2013 NFL season and compiled all the best bits into this hilarious and glorious video. Favorite part of the video was the old man unleashing his arsenal of hate and spew. Profanity is an art, no doubt about it. Anybody can say vulgar words, but it takes an artist to do what that guy did with those words.
“After forcing the truck to hit his car because of slamming on his brakes numerous times, the truck hits his car. Minor scratches to his car, the truck needs a new bumper and grill. Road rage much? He purposely forced an accident and gets out of his car and starts doing this. A real motivated Sgt disrespecting a fellow Marine who is in a wheelchair and the driver who is a civilian.At the End of the video you see him place his hands on the trunk, well that is because the MP’s pulled up and arrested him.”
His wife must be so impressed by his show of brute force. Alpha as fuck right there.
The leader of Bulgaria‘s opposition Movement for Rights and Freedoms, Ahmet Dogan, escaped an apparent assassination attempt Saturday while addressing a party congress in Sofia, local media reported.
The attack took place in the National Palace of Culture (Sofia, Bulgaria), where a party congress was held for the Movement for Rights and Freedoms (MRF) party. The attacker, a 25-year-old man, also had two knives with him. The man had a criminal record for theft and assault.
The motives of the attacker are still unknown but seem to have a political background as there are elections later this year.
Although his security detail failed miserably, you have to give them some credit for giving him an ass whopping at the end.
This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while. Children getting excited, that’s nice. But a grown man (Probably in his 50′s/60′s) getting this excited is something special. I want to bottle this video up and open it when I’m sad.
Green Day’s 45 minute set is cut to 25 minutes by iHeartRadio to make more room for Rihanna and Usher [Usher's set went 20 minutes longer than it was meant to] so Billie Joe armstrong stops halfway through Basket Case to play a new song only to realise that they have 1 minute left on the stage. He gets angry and complains before smashing his guitar and flipping the camera off during Green Days set at i Heart Radio music festival in Las Vegas.
Props to The Whitest Kids You Know for always putting it down with the LOLs!
You Need Balls Of Steel To Work A Job Like This: Maintenance Workers On Top Of The Worlds Tallest Building
The Burj Khalifa is 2,717 feet tall, which is approximately 2,717 feet taller than what I’m willing to work upon. Props to these brave souls for doing the damn thing.