Get down on guys who take steroids all you want, but they actually have to put the work in at the gym to look the way they do. This guy, however, said fuck all that hard work and took the shortest of shortcuts and injected his muscles to look like a badly drawn cartoon character. Who here speaks Portuguese and can translate the ramblings of a total idiot???
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Three guys found a grimy, disgusting mattress in the middle of the woods that was obviously used for some back alley fucking, and cleaned it up a bit. The good Samaritans changed the sheets, planted some flowers, and even left a Tupperware organizer full of clean panties and condoms (wrap it before you tap it, kids). The fuck mattress had become the love mattress.
ARLINDO de Souza officially has the biggest biceps in Brazil, measuring a whopping 29 INCHES. But their immense size comes with risks, as the 43-year-old from Olinda, Brazil, injects them with a combination of oil and alcohol —“ that can cause infections, amputations or even DEATH.
Arlindo, who is also known as The Mountain, claims that he can get the beefcake look without having to work for it, and admits that he became addicted to getting them as big as possible. He revealed: "You inject it and it swells you up without having to work out. "Each time I took it I wanted more and more. "For me there wasn’t a limit."
The injections weren’t the only unnatural method Arlindo used —“ he had already been taking steroids, hormones and even HORSE VITAMINS to bulk up his body.
But a pal at the gym offered him the new cocktail to get the upper hand on his muscley rivals, and he went on to inject himself three times a week for two months to get his Hulk-like figure.