Lots of belts and no pants
He dun fucked himself up!
Me jumping to conclusions
I wonder why he doesn’t want to be with you
Thief told the clerk at a high-end jewelry store he wanted to look at a pair of wedding rings worth $17,000 outside in the “natural light” — then saying his wallet was in the car before taking of…what a dummy
Which kid are you?
The sheriff in Cheatham County, Tennessee, says his jail is overcrowded and his guards are at risk, releasing footage that shows a group of inmates escaping one pod to attack a specific victim in another part of the facility, with several fights breaking out on the floor.
Did he get the right guy?
What in the hell?!?!