Stuff You Buy When You’re Drunk Or High

June 5, 2019 | No Comments » | Topics: Products

This Fanny Pack Looks Like a Beer Belly

beer belly fanny pack

 

This Book Is Real: How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on
 
     •  Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
     •  Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
     •  Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
     •  and much, much more

How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

 

This Frog-Shaped Soap Is Named Stephen

Frog-Shaped Soap Is Named Stephen

 

This Horse Head Squirrel Feeder Is My Favorite Thing Ever

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

 

Dress your dog like a dinosaur

dog stegasaurus costume

 

A Suture Practice Kit

A Suture Practice Kit

 

Wall Decal of an Old Woman with Asthma

Wall Decal of an Old Woman with Asthma

 

A baby mopMake your children work for their keep

Baby mop

 

A bean-squeezing stress reliever…Nothing quite relieves stress like popping a cute little emoji-faced bean out of a pod—right?

A bean-squeezing stress reliever

 

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

 

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