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June 5, 2019 Leave a Comment

This Fanny Pack Looks Like a Beer Belly

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This Book Is Real: How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on

• Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
• Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
• Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
• and much, much more

 

This Frog-Shaped Soap Is Named Stephen

 

This Horse Head Squirrel Feeder Is My Favorite Thing Ever

 

Dress your dog like a dinosaur

 

A Suture Practice Kit

 

Wall Decal of an Old Woman with Asthma

 

 

A baby mop…Make your children work for their keep

 

 

A bean-squeezing stress reliever…Nothing quite relieves stress like popping a cute little emoji-faced bean out of a pod—right?

 

 

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

 

 

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