If you’re not ready to own a gun yet and have fears at night that someone will break into your home and disrupt your livelihood, I’ve finally found a product that is not only useful in day-to-day life, but will also have your back just in case there is a home invader.
Introducing the Woodquail Bat and Shield, Bamboo Self Defense Night Stand, which is available on Amazon for any other nervous sleepers out there.
As you can see, the product appears to be your standard nightstand, perfect for setting up your laptop for an evening of binging Netflix. But with a few simple adjustments, the stand can be transformed into a shield and bat, perfect for intimidating any unwanted guests.
The product description (which is incredible, by the way), reads as follows:
“This Bat and Shield Set can be helpful as self-defence accessories in order to visually warn the intruder that you are protected.
“The bamboo material gives the Bat and Shield their effortless chic. As with all of our bamboo products, this one has been varnished to protect it against water and to make cleaning easy.
“It can be also a piece of modern designer furniture if you use it as bedside table. The staples can be used for cables. Designer furniture tends to combine aesthetic & practical functions.
It is equally suitable for both a male and female bedroom. It is reported that 50% of people in the UK are worried about security at night. That’s why having a means of self-defence by your bedside is psychologically comforting. Many people use an alarm system, but it’s not necesarily active when you’re in.”