Food Scale – Weighing your food gives you the most accurate calorie count and is the best money you’ll spend toward your weight-loss goals. Using a food scale put into perspective how much food I was really eating a couple years ago. As soon as I understood how much stuff really was calorie-wise, the weight started falling off.
Yeti Tumbler – Keeps coffee warm for hours. All other thermal cups that I’ve owned have paled in comparison
Blind Spot Mirrors – Now no one ever gets in my blind spot and I can park like a….are there professional parkers? A valet? I park like one of those.
Flexible drill bit extension – Just slap that bad boy on your drill and get to screwing in screws in hard to reach places that your drill or fat hands cant’ get into. I got mine for like $9.
I will never understand why people own cheap shower heads. $20 can bring you from a utilitarian zone of cleaning to a paradise of warm, wet bliss. Get yourselves a nice shower head, people.
Head Massager – If I close my eyes it’s like someone is massaging my junk but it’s actually my head that’s being touched. It nice, almost addictive as it ‘hey don’t stop!’.
Binder clips. I fucking love binder clips – They are chip clips, paper organizers, they keep the bottom of a toothpaste tube rolled up so you don’t keep squishing the paste to the bottom, they can hold up your cheap IKEA blackout blinds when the included clips are pieces of shit, sewing clips (especially if pressing a thick fold), holding pieces of material together as glue dries…
Litterbox mat for my cats. Catches most of the stray litter when they come out of their box, saves me so much annoyance and vacuuming.
A set of brushes for a power drill. Changes the way you clean things like sinks and tubs.
Digital meat thermometer – The difference between well cooked and over cooked chicken is huge.
Compression Socks – Whether you areexercising, standing all day, or working 14 hour shifts, compression socks keep the circulation high and the pain low. They’re made with a quality Lycra fabric that stays durable and absorbs shock no matter what activity you’re doing, so fatigue and swelling can’t stop you.
The most life changing thing I got was the book for Allen Carr’s Easy Way To Stop Smoking. It worked great and certainly changed my life.
Pill cutter/crusher! Can’t swallow pills or need to take half doses? This thing cuts pills swiftly and easily!
A sleek, sturdy and adjustable cellphone stand to keep you phone at a proper viewing angle on your desk