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1. In a pretty nice but fairly clueless guy’s apartment one afternoon just hanging out, making increasing hints that I’d like to get naked and play cowgirl. After about an hour he said he needed to step out, and as I was getting ready to leave, I basically blocked his hallway and mentioned that I’d never gotten the tour of his place before. He nodded, pointed out the kitchen and the living room. I rolled my eyes, and mentioned how nice it would be to see his bedroom. Obligingly, he pointed at the open door of the room and said, “There it is,” and then asked if we could get together later in the week?
Two hours later it must have sunk in what I was going after because I got a frantic call asking me to come back to his place, he’d be happy to give me that tour. Sorry, Kevin, but I really did have to meet my folks for dinner that night; I wasn’t just making excuses.
“A shoulder to cry on becomes a d*ck to ride on” we live in a ruthless world where 9/10 shawties are clout demon opportunist free loading finessing scamming heartless disloyal tilapia smelling ?. That’s 90% based on the studies conducted at the streets university of south beach Miami. These teachings have slowly decreased street tendencies by short but soon hopefully bring the percentage down to at least 70% by end of 2021. Moral of the story these shawties cold stay woke