1. She showed me her nipple piercing, by removing her entire shirt and bra. I said, looks nice.
She said, did you get a close look? I said, yup they did a good job.
Shirt went back on.
Me checking for red flags when she has a phat booty
When I’m on my way home and I have to take a dump really bad, but if I run I will shit myself
When I randomly remember something horribly embarrassing from 10 years ago