Getting free drinks at a bar, club or any other social gathering is a relatively easy task. For girls, all you need to do is show up. For guys, you need to bring a friend who is a girl. Naturally most of the guys there will offer to buy your female friend a drink in hopes of getting her inebriated enough to get into her pants. Tell her to accept all drink offers, which she will then pass on to you. However one should take caution to the contents of the drink may contain roofies or some other mind altering drug.
Corky from Life Goes On had it bad. As if giving him Down Syndrome at birth wasnâ€™t bad enough, his parents gave him a nickname that guaranteed him to get made fun of at school. He started off in a hole at birth and they dug him deeper in the hole witht that name. The stand out star from Life Goes On dissapeared fromt the mainstream eye when the show was canceled in 1993, however our sleuths at Caveman Circus found him making waves in football, comedy and the political arena….
I present to you the Om Nom Heart Attack: A Two Pound Cheeseburger! Take a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder, times that by 8 and you get… a DOUBLE POUNDER!Â The beast needed two McNuggets boxes to contain it. You think it looks hard to eat?
Imagine it on the way out. It would be like clenching a grenade in your ass and pulling the pin.
What’s something no one knows about you?
Almost every morning I spend 15-20 minutes dancing around and singing to music in my underwear. I don’t think anyone knows this, until now at least. My housemate might have suspected it though.
Upcoming movie Tron has been called the most expensive in film history. The sequel to the 1982 film about a hacker abducted and trapped in a virtual world has a $300 million price tag, according to The Vancouver Sun. The original film featured state-of-the-art special effects for its time period and the follow-up is rumored to be taking a similar route. “Vancouver post-production units are salivating at the prospects presented by the Disney remake of Tron, which carries a whopping $300 million budget and opportunities aplenty for effects and digital polish,” a source said. Tronâ€™s budget surpasses that of James Cameronâ€™s upcoming Avatar, which is reportedly at $200 million, and would tie with Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worldâ€™s End. Tron, due out in 2011, sees Jeff Bridges reprise his role from the first film.
Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow pitchman gave a hooker a piece of his mind, when she bit on his tongue and refused to let go. According to police reports:
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
I hope he had a few Sham-Wow on hand to soak up blood from the carpet. You don’t want it to cause mold and mildew.
10. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
9. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
8. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
7. I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
6. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
5. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
4. You make my software turn to hardware!
3. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
2. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in
1. Nice Shoes. Lets Fcuk.