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Life is tough sometimes.
Every now and then, life tends to throw you a curveball and a woman wants to be able to rely on her man to remain strong no matter what happens.
She doesn’t want to have to be the strong one or “the man” and take care of a scared, sensitive or insecure guy who can’t handle the pressures of life as a human being. She wants to be able to relax into being the more emotionally sensitive and vulnerable one, rather than having to be strong for her guy because he is weak.
Always stay calm. You are a rock. You are her rock.
Be calm when she becomes emotional. All women are emotional to an extent. You can’t change it.
There is no point in even trying. But also, do not run away from the situation. This doesn’t work either and she’ll resent you for it.
What you must do is face her head-on like a MAN.
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Even though many people use dating apps and I have nothing against them, I still prefer meeting people organically / in real life.
One good way to do this (and also how I’ve met friends as well as some people that I’ve gone on dates with) is by going to the same place repeatedly.
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Here is a handy guide on how to ask a girl out, yet save face for both of you if she isn’t interested:
Ask the girl the following: “Hey, I was wondering if you’d be free this ______ at ___ pm to get dinner with me?” Be extremely specific! Don’t say, “Are you free in the next decade?” or worse yet, “When are you free?”. It’s much better to say, “Are you free this Saturday at 6:30pm?”.
Option A: She says some variation of “yes”. Wow, that was easy!
Option B: She says, “Sorry, I have fiveexams that week, but how about _____? Does that work for you?” Congratulations, she was actually busy but is interested in you! You also gave her the option to decide on a date that works for her, you gentleman you!
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You aren’t in love. You aren’t infatuated. Your ego is damaged.
When people use us, then toss us to the side, that desire to win them over isn’t because we really want to be with them. It isn’t even really a desire for them. It’s a desire to prove our worth. When someone rejects you after using you, your ego and sense of pride is damaged, because they were able to play your emotions for them to their advantage, and get what they wanted, or what they think they wanted.
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Pornography, Hollywood, and other forms of media have deluded men into false perceptions of women think and how attraction works.
Porn is a falsified, artificially constructed representation of human sexuality, where attraction and arousal are instantaneous, easy and abundant without true effort.
On the other side, mainstream movies, i.e. romance porn, often portray unquestioned dedication as the ultimate way to woman’s heart. Unremarkable, piddling men will win a beautiful woman over through some grand act of devotion, reinforcing that idea that men can be mediocre and still attract beautiful women solely through sacrifice.
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Some people try to avoid rejection in every aspect of their lives. They seek perfection and success in every endeavor. But all they do is set themselves up to be unprepared for rejection.
Because once they encounter rejection, it shatters their reality. They’re so used to doing everything perfectly that a rejection means that something is wrong with them. It becomes a big, personal deal — even if it’s not.
You need to accept that rejection is inevitable. It is simply a natural part of life that we all face. The strongest individuals understand this and constantly seek out the possibility of rejection. That’s the only way to internalize that rejection is temporary and a source of power.
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Money has been a symbol of status and power for thousands of years. And for thousands of years, women have desired wealthy men.
It makes sense…money makes the world go ‘round.
A man with money provides stability and a better standard of living. He can support children. He can offer new experiences.
We, as men, know this. It’s why so many of us work hard, dress to impress, and buy possessions that display our financial status. We want to position ourselves as high-value mates over other men.
However, some guys take this too far. They shower women they just met with absurd amounts of money. They pay for fancy dinners, lavish gifts, and high-end vacations.
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The expression, "Captain Save a Ho" is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers’ services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.
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Okay, here’s what’s going to happen.
First, you’re going to delete all social media related to her. Delete, unfriend, block, remove.
Next, you’re going to sign-up for a new activity. Take up kickboxing, karate, magic the gathering – whatever. Something where you can build community. You need to be out of the house meeting people.
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