The menu at McDonald’s has plenty of options for you, the adventurous fast food diner. But once you’ve sampled everything on it, it might be time to move to the next phase of McDonaldland life: The secret off-menu items. Here are 15 of them, which you can order at any participating McDonald’s (which I’m pretty sure is all of them), even though they don’t appear on the menu.
Here are 10 awesome food creations by people who clearly don’t give a fcuk about their heart. All these pictures were taken from the good people at ThisIsWhyYou’reFat, so don’t crucify me for not crediting them.
3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon flavored seasoning salt.
Cream cheese, burger stuffed with salami, provolone cheese, fried egg, buttered toast, fried turkey, bacon, grilled onions and peppers, spicy ranch dressing, munster cheese, all on a bagel.
Chocolate Pop Tarts and Bacon Sandwich
Three whole Burger King whoppers puréed with extra mayonnaise and ketchup, garnished with pickle chips. Served as a dip with baked pita wedges.
A hamburger made out of two square pizzas (pepperoni, olives, mushrooms and bacon) instead of bread, and two Quarter Pounders and Fries instead
Meat on Meat 3-Way
Bacon on top of chicken thighs on top of bacon on top of spareribs.
2lb bacon weave stuffed with 1lb ground pork, 1lb spicy Italian pork sausage, 1lb cooked bacon. Applewood smoked & basted with bourbon BBQ sauce.
Cool Ranch, Taco Supreme, and Nacho Cheese doritos covered in two pounds of taco meat, three bags of shredded cheese, jalapenos, guacamole, and sour cream.
Sunrise Heart Attack Sandwich
Half pound of sausage, half pound of bacon, half pound of cheese, a 6 egg omeltte, and hash browns, all sandwiched between 2 seven inch, gravy-filled biscuits.
Here are 10 videos that have ‘Awesome’ written all over them and I’m pretty sure Chuck Norris would give his roundhouse kick stamp of approval.
Raytheon XOS 2 Exoskeleton
Girl Plays Jingle Bells With Cleavage Kazoo
Band Is So Hardcore, He Vomits From Hardcoreness
Lando Calrissian Gets His Drank On
Brutal Honesty Always Leads To Awesomeness
Japanese Game Shows Are Definitely Awesome
Most Awesome Way To Light A Cigarette
Awesome Folding Chair
Homeless Man Performs “Under Pressure” With Two Kermits
So how do you really impress a girl? Seems like a tough question isn’t it? Well the true art of impressing girls lies in the simple fact that you shouldn’t be an idiot. Check out these 10 videos and do exactly opposite of what these guys are doing.
Fry Your Clutch When Trying To Burnout Out Your New Corvette
Take Her Out While Showing Off Your Dance Moves
Talk A Big Game But Can’t Back It Up
EMBED-felony fights knockout video – Watch more free videos
Showoff Your Drinking Prowess By Chugging A Whole Bottle Of Vodka
Showoff Your Bathroom Versatility By Taking A Dump In The Planters At The Mall
Demonstrate That You Can Take Away Your Ability To Reproduce On Whim
Try To Bench Press 1000lbs, Crush Your Windpipe Instead
Try To Show Her You’re A WWE Superstar By Breaking A Table, Damage Spleen Instead
Showoff Your Late Night Dancing Skills In A Jersey Parking Lot
Go On The Slingshot Ride, Cry Like A Baby
Fcuk Godfather, fcuk Citzen Kane, fcuk Schindler’s Lis, fcuk what you read, fcuk what you watched, The Room is hands down the best movie ever made. Written, directed and produced by Tommy Wisseau, The Room is everything and anything and even more than you could ask for in a movie. It’s drama, it’s suspense, it’s mystery, it’s an exploration into the human condition, it’s timeless, it’s a masterpiece. I could go on and on but my words are futile to such a genius piece of work….
Roof Scene : “Oh Hi Mark”
Johnny And Mark Fight Scene
The Flower Shop Scene
You’re Tearing Me Apart, Lisa!
Here is a compilaton of pictures of 21 very ‘unique’ individuals who you should avoid direct eye contact with at all cost. In fact, if you see them walking on the same street as you, turn around, run like hell, and don’t turn back until you find the nearest police station.
What better way to end the week then by having some pictures to make you LOL?….Well, there is another way, but that requires a couple cowboy midgets, a one legged hooker name Sadie and a huge vat of Vaseline….which is totally unreasonable at this juncture in time, because where the hell am I going to find a huge vat of Vaseline on such short notice???
Here are 20 pictures and 5 videos to get you scratching your head and saying ‘WTF’. You could try to explain these pictures, but I’m pretty sure that would as useful as a one-legged man at an arse-kicking party.
‘Crash Into Me’ Song By A Very WTF Type Person
Olsen Twins Slowed Down To A Terrifying Level
Crazy Chick Obsessed With Chad Kroeger From Nickleback
It’s From Japan. That Is All
New Jamba Juice Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie!
I think an appropriate name for this restaurant would be ‘FCUK Your Heart!" and yes the exclaimation mark would be included in the title.
Here’s a video promo for the new Avatar Fleshlight for all those curious in cross-species copulation. And for all those not in the know, a Fleshlight is basically a tube you stick your manhood in to get the fake worldly pleasures of a vagina.
You will undoubtedly need the Avatar pron parody to set the mood right….