Here are 12 situations where I’m pretty sure your mom will not be offeneded when the F-Word is blurted, yelled and or screamed.
Now, a couple of things about this top ten list: one, I only picked injuries that had corresponding YouTube videos. That means no baseball. There have been some major baseball injuries (including the Juan Encarnacion foul-ball-to-the-eyesocket, which I was watching live when it happened) but apparently MLB has a lock on that shiet. There aren’t any big league baseball clips at all on YouTube, so no luck there. Otherwise, enjoy the horror show.
Even though the Nissan GT-R is packing 485 horespower under the hood and can do 0-60 in 3.2 seconds…it is still no match for the 1.5 million dollar European beast.
How many food items do you know of that could lead to immediate death? Fugu is one of the most fascinating and notorious dishes in the world. Prized in Japan as a delicacy, it is prepared from the flesh of the pufferfish (Fugu is the Japanese word for pufferfish). The flesh itself is edible, but the skin, liver and ovaries contain lethal amounts of the poison tetrododoxin. If these any of these elements are consumed, then the effects are often deadly. Japanese chefs who prepare Fugu endure as much training as American doctors to prepare it. The chefs must memorize the exact layout of the fish and where every drop of poison is, before they are allowed to serve and prepare it. In Tokyo, which has one of the most rigorous programs, training takes from five to seven years, and includes an apprenticeship and an exam. Fugu is the only food in which the emperor was not allowed to eat. Those who eat Fugu report a sensation of novacaine as if they were just injected by a dentist. Tetrodotoxin is allegedly 160,000 more potent than cocaine, and 1250 times deadlier than cyanide.
The taste is described by many as “heavenly,” a mild white meat, like chicken, with a unique crunchy texture.
If there ever was a rule to follow when indulging yourself at a drunken party is to never be the first one to pass out….here are 22 examples of people failing to observe that golden rule.
Hot or Not? Hollywood Debutante Kaylee Defer – Moe Jackson
Nice compilation of Sofia Vergara topple pics – Celebrity Odor
Penelope Cruz looks smoking hot in a bikini – Ned Hardy
Worst Prom photos ever (18 Photos) – Linkiest
Kelly Andrews deserves your unpided attention – Buge Hoobs
Jessica Jane Clement is your hot babe of the day – Big Smudge
Sara Bareilles – “Jersey Shore Xmas Song” – The DW
Five Useless Characters in Otherwise Great Movies – Unreality Mag
Adventures In Public Bathroom Notes – YepYep
Nicole Bahls IN The Most Awesome Picture – Knuckles United
NBC Execs Drool Over WWE pa Maria Kanellis – Heyman Hustle
Alessanda Ambrosio and Marisa Miller know how to sell perfume – Guyism
Add Us On Facebook! – Facebook
Possibly The Most Heinous Tattoo Ever – Celebrity Odor
Boston’s Weatherman Penis Reference = FAIL – Ned Hardy
7 Terrible Things to Say During Sex – College Humor
Behold! Your First Look At The iPad [Pics & Info] – I Am Bored
The top 10 ballsiest scientists in history – Linkiest
MMA Fighter Carina Damm’s Sexy Photoshoot Is Fantastic – Busted Coverage
This is Definitely the Best T-Shirt of the Week – Unreality Mag
Nude Celebs in HD – Crystal Lowe – Nudography
Jersey Shore’s JWoww Naked Pics Leaked – Yeeeah
Vanessa Hudgens Is a Carpet Muncher – F-Listed
10 Extreme Beer Guts – Knuckles United
Madelyn Marie Will Put A Party In Your Pants – Beer Goggler
Kid Knocked Out By Two Chicks Video – Buge Hoobs
Sarah Mutch is your smokng hot babes of the day – Big Smudge
Yeah the title might be a little misleading for all those expecting a homosexual tryst between two prominent tennis stars, but here’s a awesome video of Andy Roddick blasting a 150 mph serve into James Blake’s ass after losing a bet during practice.
I watched the Golden Globes…because I wasn’t invited again this year…thank god….in fact I LIVE TWEETED THEM WHILE FORCING MYSELF TO STAY AWAKE for boring staged speeches, staged nominess, an overall event that doesn’t matter….where people with the silliest of jobs, part of an old boys club, who produce relative uncreative bullshiet to make stupid fuking money, tell each other how good and how brace and how amazing they are…when movies don’t fuking matter….it was on some masturbatory kick…they only funny thing was Sasha Baron Cohen…because he’s a genius….the frat boys would have probably liked Will Ferrell’s bit….and the tits were really few and far between….
I tweeted so hard, twitter turned off my account and said “come back tomorrow”….
Here are a few pics that the Thailand tourism board should use in their next catalog to entice visitors to their beautiful country of beautiful beaches, awesome food and SEX of course!