Reminicient of an old Twilight Zone episode, Jerly Lyngdoh is a 26-year-old man trapped in the body of a two-year-old toddler. Lyngdoh, who lives with his farmer parents in Meghalaya, northern India, looks like any other tot with his small head and 2ft 9ins frame. But It’s only when he opens his mouth to reveal a full set of adult teeth that the truth about the world’s oldest baby is revealed. Experts believe glands which secrete growth hormones may be damaged. Dr J. Ryndong thinks "this is a case of pan-hypo pituitarism leading to poor secretion of growth hormones from the pituitary gland. He is a genuine rarity". The downside: you are an fu*king 26 year old trapped in a 2 year olds body. The upside: you can still breastfeed!
Corky from Life Goes On had it bad. As if giving him Down Syndrome at birth wasnâ€™t bad enough, his parents gave him a nickname that guaranteed him to get made fun of at school. He started off in a hole at birth and they dug him deeper in the hole witht that name. The stand out star from Life Goes On dissapeared fromt the mainstream eye when the show was canceled in 1993, however our sleuths at Caveman Circus found him making waves in football, comedy and the political arena….
A true American hero!
I present to you the Om Nom Heart Attack: A Two Pound Cheeseburger! Take a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder, times that by 8 and you get… a DOUBLE POUNDER!Â The beast needed two McNuggets boxes to contain it. You think it looks hard to eat?
Imagine it on the way out. It would be like clenching a grenade in your ass and pulling the pin.
What’s something no one knows about you?
Almost every morning I spend 15-20 minutes dancing around and singing to music in my underwear. I don’t think anyone knows this, until now at least. My housemate might have suspected it though.
Upcoming movie Tron has been called the most expensive in film history. The sequel to the 1982 film about a hacker abducted and trapped in a virtual world has a $300 million price tag, according to The Vancouver Sun. The original film featured state-of-the-art special effects for its time period and the follow-up is rumored to be taking a similar route. “Vancouver post-production units are salivating at the prospects presented by the Disney remake of Tron, which carries a whopping $300 million budget and opportunities aplenty for effects and digital polish,” a source said. Tronâ€™s budget surpasses that of James Cameronâ€™s upcoming Avatar, which is reportedly at $200 million, and would tie with Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worldâ€™s End. Tron, due out in 2011, sees Jeff Bridges reprise his role from the first film.
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In the tradition of the Chia Pet, Joseph Enterprises is releasing the Chia Obama to celebrate the innaguration of our 44th President. What better way to commemorate the first black president of the United States then by immortalizing him through a Chia. Can you grow one? YES YOU CAN.