Here’s an awesome video of some bank robber gobbling up his ransom notice while getting searched by police.
You might think that you lay some serious wood on the ladies, but chances are you’re not perfect. Everyone can use either a tip or two (that’s what she said) or some practice. That’s why we had one of our female contributors pull together the 40 most common mistakes a man can make. Keep in mind that each girl is different, but these 40 things are definitely a no-no until you become a little more comfortable with the lucky lady. Once that happens, you’ve got the green light from us! Check out the 40 most common mistakes you might make in the list below.
1. Not Kissing First
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by cutting out non-essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
Ciudad Juarez, just across the border from the Texas town of El Paso is the most violent city of Mexico and the epicenter of the Mexican drug war. Over 4,000 drug related homicides have been reported since 2007, making it the highest murder rate in the world with 130 murders per 100,000 inhabitants
Here’s a picture of the $9 billion dollar check that saved Morgan Stanely from collapase last fall.
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It seems the once jolly purveyor of Christmas, Santa Claus is finally fed up with all the shiet he has to deal with ever year and has taken to his Twitter to express his contempt for Christmas, kids, and life. Here’s a few choice samples of the hate spewing out of his keyboard….
Leaving carrots for my reindeer is real smart kids. The only thing that was missing from reindeer shiet was fcuking carrots.
Hey Billy from Idaho, your letter says you want a PS3. Santa just changed it to “novelty calculator from Staples”
Johnny from Kansas wants an XBOX. Aw! You deserve it after all the shietting-your-pants you’ve accomplished this year.
“You better watch out, you better not cry.” What is that, a rape anthem? Fcuking carols man.
North Pole is full of boring-ass shiet. Oh yeah. The elves can make “toys of wonder” but can’t build a couple titty-bars? Biatches.
Sarah, you’ve been good all year. Good job! Too bad your dad’s an alcoholic and your mom’s mentally checked out. Chinese-made Barbie again!
Here are 10 videos of people getting owned by the Bhut Jolokia, the hottest pepper in the world, which clocks in at over 1 million Scoville units.
Here’s a video of Anaheim Ducks’ captain, Scott Niedermayer trying to give his hockey stick to a little girl when a fight breaks out over possession of the stick