One month after his 23rd birthday, Kyle Maynard will fulfill what has been a lifelong dream. He will compete in his first amateur mixed martial arts match. The match will take place on Saturday night in Auburn, Ala., at The Auburn Covered Arena in an event titled â€œAuburn Fight Night.â€? Maynard, a congenital amputee with no elbows or knees, burst onto the national scene when he graduated from Collins Hill High School in Suwanee, Ga., with a wrestling record of 35-16 in his senior season and a 3.7 GPA. He is the recipient of a 2004 ESPN Espy Award for Best Athlete With A Disability and has been featured on many radio interviews, talk shows and television programs including The Oprah Winfrey Show and Larry King Live.
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The hard trodden Detroit Lions have introduced a new logo to their limited arsenal of weapons to refresh their brand that stumbled to a 0-16 season last year. Some changes have also been made to the team’s uniforms. New trim lines have been added, and the logo is above the numerals on the jerseys. Helmets now feature the new logo on each side. It’s the most significant change since 1961, when the logo was originally placed on helmets.
Ah, now I see. When your team sucks, change the uniforms. Its like replacing the stock Yugo radiator cap with one from a Ferrari.
Here’s a video of Inspired Bicycles team rider Danny MacAskill showing off some seriously mad skills on a bike. I didn’t even know it was possible to ride a bike like this. Absolutely amazing.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is back for a 5th big screen installment. Continue to the rest of the story….
This monster creation known as The Sasquatch Burger from The Lodge in Scottsdale, Arizona, smushes a half-pound of Angus chuck, cheese, bacon, and fried onion sticks between two whole grilled cheese sandwiches. Eating one of these will supposedly fortify you with 1,995 calories, 155 grams of fat, and 371 mg of cholesterol, all of which will probably make your pants expand a couple of sizes before you even leave.
Put this Behemoth blender and i’ll chug it the fcuk down….there will be no survivors!!!
10.Belligerent Drunk Vs 50,000 Volts
9. ”I’m A White Women…I’m So Violent”
8. Naked Wizard At Coachella
Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.
7. Chewbacca Gets Tazed!
6.Drunk Doesn’t Get It
5.What A Cry Baby
4. Wheelchair Dude Gets Tasered In Court!
3. Loud Mouth Won’t Shut Up
2. Don’t Tase Me Bro!
1. Dude Describes His Taze Experience
Listening to the Howard Stern Show today, I was saddened to hear about pron star-turned-Wackpacker Blue Iris suffering a heart attack and was put on life support. It is even more disheartening to hear that since the reporting of the news, Blue Iris was taken off life support and has since died. Our hearts and our prayers go out to the family of Blue Iris. In memory of Blue Iris, I have posted some of her memorable appearences on the Howard Stern Show….thanks for all the laughs, you will be missed.
Blue Iris Calls To Get Her Radiator Fixed
Blue Iris Calls A Redneck Woman
A distressed passenger aboard a small charter flight to Cambridge Bay, Nunavut, forced open the aircraft’s door and leapt to his death, police said. The incident took place during an Adlair Aviation medical flight from Yellowknife northeast to Cambridge Bay, a community in western Nunavut, RCMP said Thursday. At the time, the aircraft was about 180 kilometres from the Cambridge Bay airport, flying at an altitude of about 23,000 feet. The crew of the King Air 200 turboprop plane called in an emergency during the flight, reporting that one of two passengers aboard was being unruly, police said. Read the rest of the article here…
Some people say this guy went out in style but the few minutes or so that it would take you to reach the ground would be unnerving, as 2 minutes of contemplating death is 2 minutes more than I can handle. If I were to kill myself, I would want it to be immediate with no grace period for second thoughts.