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The 20 Awesomest Photos of Chewbacca

March 13, 2009 Leave a Comment

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Is there really any other guy in the galaxy that’s as much of a baller as Chewy? C’mon the guy has the hair of Fabio and flies the Millenium Falcon. So, with out further ado, check out the 20 awesomest photos of Chewbacca.

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Dragonball Vs Chun-Li…Epic Battle Of The Turds

March 12, 2009 11 Comments

Two movies based on videos games/comic books are coming out to a theater soon. I’ve seen both trailers and one thing comes to mind after seeing each trailer….Street Fighter The Movie. The first one is Dragonball Evolution based on the popular Japanese cartoon Dragonball Z. The other one is based Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li. I posted both trailers below…you be the judge

Dragonball Evolution:



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Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li:


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Two Teachers Accused of Having Sex With Same Student

March 12, 2009 2 Comments

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Two junior high school teachers in Utah have been arrested for independently sexually assaulting the same 13-year old. According to the Salt Lake Tribune:

Two Bountiful Junior High School teachers are accused of sexually assaulting the same 13-year-old student, after their separate relationships with him spiraled from personal conversations to the exchange of sexual text messages and phone sex, authorities said.

On Friday, the Davis County Attorney’s Office filed first-degree felony charges of rape and sodomy on a child against Linda R. Nef, 46, and Valynne Bowers, 39.

In separate conversations, the boy and the two teachers began discussing personal problems, Pickett said. That led to text messages, including ones involving sexual matters, then phone sex and the alleged sexual assaults, Pickett said.

By assault they mean an older women was having sex with a minor. Which is not what I think of when I think of sexual assault. I would have loved to have been assaulted like this when I was a kid. This kid was just straight pimpin. Also, notice how these women are merely called “disturbed” and the kid is called “lucky.”If the teacher were men and the kid was a girl, the girl would certainly be called a “victim” and the men “incurable monsters” and “pedophiles

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Caveman Worthy Food: Animal Style Fries

March 12, 2009 2 Comments

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If any item is to be championed as the successor to the almighty bacon, it would definitely have to be the Animal Style Fries from In-N-Out….pure artery clogging godness. Animal Style….What does that mean? Your tray of fries comes topped with a mass of melty cheese, grilled onions, and a heart-stopping ladle of Thousand Island dressing. The Animal Style Fries from In-N-Out is part of their ‘secret menu’. Here are a list of the other items you can find on their secret menu:

“3-by-3” = three meat patties and three slices of cheese.

“4-by-4” = four meat patties and four slices of cheese.

“2-by-4” = two meat patties and four slices of cheese.

*Note: You may get a burger with the exact number of meat patties or cheese slices you want (up to 4×4). Just tell the In-N-Out Burger cashier how many meat patties and how much cheese you want and that is what you’ll get! For instance, if you want 4 pieces of meat and 3 pieces of cheese tell them you want a “4-by-3.”

“Double Meat” = like a Double Double without cheese.

“3 by Meat” = three meat patties and no cheese.

“Animal Style” = the meat is cooked and fried with mustard and then pickles are added, extra spread and grilled onions are added.

“Animal Style Fries” = fries with cheese, spread, grilled onions and pickles (if you ask for them).

“Protein Style” = for all you low-carbohydrate dieters, this is a burger with no bun (wrapped in lettuce).

“Flying Dutchman” = two meat patties, two slices of melted cheese and nothing else – not even a bun!

Fries “Well-Done” = extra crispy fries . . . even better than the regular!

Fries “Light” = opposite of fries well-done, more raw than most people like ’em

“Grilled Cheese” = no meat, just melted cheese, tomato, lettuce and spread on a bun.

“Veggie Burger” = burger without the patty or cheese. Sometimes we call this the “Wish Burger.”

“Neapolitan” Shake = strawberry, vanilla and chocolate mixed together.

 

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Cribs: Homeless Edition

March 12, 2009 1 Comment



Ah man, I love that fcuker, he is so glad even tho he lives in a pretty shietty place. Yeah, he may be broke but he does have a rich spirit. He finds reasons to be happy and he celebrates each reason. He is actually doing a lot better than these emo teens that cut their arms for attention and the only reason why they are depressed is because they can’t find a reason to be depressed since they grew up in a high-income suburban neighborhood. These emo losers need to spend time with this man in Las Vegas and I guarantee that they will look for something positive out of life.

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Cheryl Cole Is Damn Near Perfect

January 14, 2009 1 Comment

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100 pictures of Cheryl Cole that are damn freaking hot – Dj Mick

The Saddest IMDB Profiles Ever – Celebrity Odor

David Letterman on the Jay Leno/Conan O’Brien Feud – Ned Hardy

January Jones Hung Out In Germany – Don Chavez

Melyssa Grace is an incredibly hot Filipino hottie – Buge Hoobs

This About Sums Up Lady Gaga – Unreality Mag

Christine Hendricks is your hot babe of the day – Big Smudge

Lily Cole for all those redhead lovers – Beer Goggler

Raw Haiti Earthquake Video Shows Buildings Collapse – Knuckles United

Some things are better off left unexplained – Linkiest

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Alienware’s Curved Monitor Is Seriously Awesome

January 1, 2009 1 Comment

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Any gamers looking for ‘total immersion’ will want to get their hands on one of these curved monitors. This sweet doublewide curved DLP display with LED illumination from Alienware has a 2880 x 900 rez screen, which mimics peripheral vision. 3.2:1 aspect ratio and .02 millisecond pixel response time!



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