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Mexico Decriminalizing Possession Of Drugs

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Mexico’s Senate approved a bill on Tuesday decriminalizing possession of small amounts of narcotics for personal use, in order to free resources to fight violent drug cartels. According to Reuters:

The bill, proposed by conservative President Felipe Calderon, would make it legal to carry up to 5 grams (0.18 ounces) of marijuana, 500 milligrams (0.018 ounces) of cocaine and tiny quantities of other drugs such as heroin and methamphetamines.

The bill, which needs to be approved by the lower house, also allows Mexican states to convict small-time drug dealers, no longer making it a federal crime to peddle drugs. Drug dealers are rarely convicted in Mexico as federal courts are saturated with bigger cases and local judges cannot interfere.

Mexico has a senate? Huh. …Anyways….WOO! VIVA EL MEXICO!!

 

And The Mother Of The Year Award Goes To….

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Here’s an irate mother calling 9-11 on her kid to stop herself from harming the kid. Not only does she deserve the mother of the year award but she also deserves the quote of the year award:

"Theres going to be an motherfcuking OJ Simpson in this motherfcuking house."



 

 

Armless, Leggless Wrestler To Make MMA Debut

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One month after his 23rd birthday, Kyle Maynard will fulfill what has been a lifelong dream. He will compete in his first amateur mixed martial arts match. The match will take place on Saturday night in Auburn, Ala., at The Auburn Covered Arena in an event titled “Auburn Fight Night.� Maynard, a congenital amputee with no elbows or knees, burst onto the national scene when he graduated from Collins Hill High School in Suwanee, Ga., with a wrestling record of 35-16 in his senior season and a 3.7 GPA. He is the recipient of a 2004 ESPN Espy Award for Best Athlete With A Disability and has been featured on many radio interviews, talk shows and television programs including The Oprah Winfrey Show and Larry King Live.



Josh Howard’s 2007 Lexus LS460 On Ebay

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Here is an opportunity to own an extraordinary Lexus LS460 L owned by Josh Howard of the Dallas Mavericks. this is a one of a kind LS with a full Auto Couture Body modification. Look at this wonderful piece of art. The car is loaded with features like Navigation, back-up Camera, Self parking, a/c and heated seats, 22″ custom Wheels and much more. Please feel free to call with all the info on this one of a kind Lexus. We are proud to offer this car for sale. If you wnt to be different, you must purchase this car. It has no accidents and has a clean CarFax. We have put it through our demanding 60 point inspection and it is ready for delivery. the car has factory warranty, the only thing not covered is the lowered suspension. Eurocar is a family owned business that takes great pride in our high customer satisfaction rating. We have 25 years of experince and an owner who hand picks each car you see on our inventory. It takes a very special and high quality car to become a “Eurocar”. We look forward to seeing you and would like to invite you down for a test drive. Please call us at (949) 722-7121 to set up an appointment.

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Detroit Lions New Logo Make 0-16 Stylish

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The hard trodden Detroit Lions have introduced a new logo to their limited arsenal of weapons to refresh their brand that stumbled to a 0-16 season last year. Some changes have also been made to the team’s uniforms. New trim lines have been added, and the logo is above the numerals on the jerseys. Helmets now feature the new logo on each side. It’s the most significant change since 1961, when the logo was originally placed on helmets.

Ah, now I see. When your team sucks, change the uniforms. Its like replacing the stock Yugo radiator cap with one from a Ferrari.

Serious Bikage

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Here’s a video of Inspired Bicycles team rider Danny MacAskill showing off some seriously mad skills on a bike. I didn’t even know it was possible to ride a bike like this. Absolutely amazing.




 

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