The Husband Store
Thursday, December 22nd, 2011A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may [...]
I Rarely Post Jokes But This Struck A Chord
Monday, March 21st, 2011A 65 year-old man goes to his doctor for a check-up… Doctor: “You’re doing fairly well for your age.” Patient: “You think I’ll live to be 80?” Doctor: “Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?” Patient: “No, I’ve never done either.” Doctor: “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?” Patient: “No, red meat [...]
A 75 year-old man goes to his doctor for a check-up
Monday, August 24th, 2009Doctor: “You’re doing fairly well for your age.” Patient: “You think I’ll live to be 80?” Doctor: “Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?” Patient: “No, I’ve never done either.” Doctor: “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?” Patient: “No, red meat is unhealthy!” Doctor: “Do you spend a lot of time in [...]