Caveman Circus

I’m a decent looking 30 year old guy. I grew up playing sports, so I’ve always been pretty athletic and stayed in good shape.

I currently work in sales, and there’s a receptionist at my job who is really cute, but she’s also a bigger woman. She’s in her mid 30s, married, and has kids.

I’m naturally a flirty person, and I guess she doesn’t get much attention outside her marriage because she seems to love every bit of attention I give her.

My wife and I are struggling with a difficult situation involving her parents, and we could really use some advice.

My in laws are both in their early 60s and have always been irresponsible with money. They never saved for retirement and regularly made impulsive purchases. About three years ago, my father in law received a $300,000 settlement. Despite our warnings, he invested the entire amount in risky stocks and lost almost everything.

Now they’re constantly complaining that they can’t afford basic necessities. But they refuse to work, claiming they’re too old and that certain jobs are beneath them.