When I am staying with my parents and I hear the bed creaking
Family Guy nails every pizza place salads
When she says under hear breath “I meant to swipe left…”
What does the word ‘gay’ mean?
asked a son to his father.
“It means ‘happy,'” replied the father.
“Oh,” contested the son, “so are you gay, then?”
“No, son, I have a wife.”
My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.