When my brother texts to say he’s having a baby with a girl he met 2 months ago
When someone asks me to share my food with them
For this week’s installment of parents hilariously embarrassing their kids we have Christy who does not approve of the crop top her daughter ordered off Amazon. Rather than simply send the item back to Amazon in exchange for a non-revealing burlap sack, Christy chose to have the family cat model the crop top and use that to post this glorious review to Amazon.
Well, it fits the cat — “I probably couldn’t legally post a picture of what it looks like if she attempts to wear it…To be fair, it does cover all of the cats nipples, however, she hates the weave,” Christy writes in her review. At least she is fair.
So far, 884 out of 891 Amazon shoppers have found the review helpful, and even if Christy’s 16-year-old daughter doesn’t get to wear the top I think we can all agree that cat is looking dope as hell in it.
Reading feminist arguments against the latest episode of Game of Thrones
When I’ve been constipated for 5 days and everything finally break loose
On a conference call, a colleague says we need to see more growth and I say “I’ll give you some growth” but I dont have the phone on mute like I thought I did
When I see a hot girl at a restaurant
When someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own
When I hear my 17 year-old sister talk about marrying her current bf and how they’re going to be together FOREVER
When I walk into a bathroom stall at Taco Bell
Walked in on my roommate polishing the skin flute