1. If a woman comes up to you and asks like she’s your best friend. Play along, she’s probably trying to shake a douche.
2. If someone ever needs a pad or a tampon, you give them one. Doesn’t matter if they’re a stranger, if you hate them, whatever. You always give them one.
3. If you see a fellow lady leaking during her period, quietly pull her to the side and say something.
4. Unsolicited dick picks are always shared with your friends.
5. Be bathroom besties, even if you’re total strangers
6. Discretely let a girl know if she’s got a fixable wardrobe malfunction
7. If you’re at a bar and you notice a girl leave her drink alone while she runs off to the bathroom, keep your eyes on that drink till she returns to it.
8. If you go into the bathroom and someone is in a stall being very, very quiet, she is pooping and doesn’t want to do it with you in the room. So you do your business as quickly as you can and leave.
9. Always try to help a fellow drunk girl in the bathroom when she needs it. Lend a hair tie, band-aids, tampons, etc. One time, a drunk girl cried when I gave her a bobby pin.
10. If you see someone being followed or harassed, always act like they’re a friend you haven’t seen in a while! It usually will make them feel safe and make the harasser lose interest
11. Tell them if their mascara is running or if they have something stuck in their teeth.
12. If you’re going out with a new guy, make sure a friend knows where you’re going, what his name is, and have an escape plan in case he’s a lunatic.
13. If you’re leaving a location, you walk her to her car and she drives you to yours.
14. “I love those shoes!” “Thanks! I got them at Target! $29.99!”
15. Don’t sleep with a friends ex.
16. No matter how insane it gets, if you are a bridesmaid or maid of honour, you keep your head down, bite your tongue and just try to get through it. You can ditch them after the wedding if it’s really that bad.
17. Compliment. You compliment shoes, top, hair, makeup, etc. When you’re going out with friends to bar/club/party, whatever, you compliment your friend(s).
18. Any pics on social media that are not mutually liked should be removed.
19. Never let a girl walk into a bathroom stall if there’s no toilet paper.
20. If some bitch is being rude/mean to your friend, then he/she’s dead to you. The pins come out of the voodoo doll the moment that bitch apologizes and your friend is okay with him/her again, though.
21. You tell them to text you to let you know they got home safe at the end of a night out.