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“I’m late 20s never moved from home”

living at home

I love seeing my family everyday, we get along great and I am really happy with my living situation, but I feel societal pressure to move out. My parents are older late 60s/early 70s so they would rather have me there than not.

A few things to consider: I’ve been cooking for myself since I was 15 Do all my own laundry, housework, chores, taxes, bills etc Pay rent, albeit quite quite low I have an above average paying job, and am working hard to progress further I maintain a healthy fitness and diet regime I have many healthy and strong friendships.

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“I’ve been a side chick for over 5 years.”

I’ve been a side chick for over 5 years.

I didn’t know he had another girlfriend until about 2.5 years into the relationship. Keep in mind, by this time I was already so deep in love with this man and thought I’d marry him. Lost my v-card to him and everything. We met when I was young and he was a bit older and the effect he had on me was insane. To cut a long story short, I was so in love with him already that I couldn’t bear the thought of being without him. So I stayed. Fuck me, I know.

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“I’m 35 and scared I will never get married and have kids”

I have never been in a relationship nor been physically intimate with anyone in my entire life.

I live in a very large city outside the US, but work as senior engineer for a reputable US-based multinational technology firm. I go outside every month. I go to a regular video games meetup and a regular community trash cleanup event, trying to talk to everyone and catch up with their lives and asking if they want to get dinner afterwards. I exercise after-work daily. I am attentive to hygeine and skincare, get my hair cut on a regular schedule, wear contacts lenses, wear clean clothes. I have created profiles on multiple dating apps, but at a fit 5’9” 140 lbs, I have never once received a like.

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“My boyfriend called me a 4/10”

Since dating my boyfriend, he kept making side comments about my appearance here and there. Then he compliments his ex every now and then. He says she is pretty or ended up talking about how he fell for her ass. One day I asked him to stop because it was making me self conscious. He never complimented me until I made a comment about it.

It’s been about four months and I told him I don’t have a good feeling about him and his ex and that he makes it seem like he likes her more than me. He finally told me that she is more attractive than me and that I am a 4/10 for him. I even asked how he thought about me, compared to his friend’s girlfriends, and he says they are more attractive than me. He tells me that his ex beauty means nothing to him. Then he turns around and still tries to call me beautiful after telling me was below average in looks. I am ok without being everyone’s cup of tea, but my own boyfriend?

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“He won’t marry me after 16 years and two kids”

wont marry me

I’m a 38 year old woman who has been dating a 40 year old man for 16 years. I feel so depressed and disposable because he won’t marry me.

We have been together for 16 whole years. We have two daughters (4 and 8). I wanted to be married before having kids but he basically said he thought that if he married me first then I might decide not to have any kids and he would be stuck never having any. So I was guilted into having them before being married.

I have felt horrible about my situation for years but last summer, about a month before our 16 year anniversary, I started to feel much worse. I’m depressed and I think about it multiple times a day. I feel like a joke. Like a disposable piece of trash. Like I’m not good enough to be loved completely.

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“Am I making the wrong decision in staying with my cheating girlfriend, even though I don’t feel hurt by it at all?”

I need to share something that’s been weighing on me about my relationship with my girlfriend, Marcia. I’m looking for some clarity here because it’s a bit of a complicated situation.

Despite Marcia recently being unfaithful at a party, I find myself neither upset nor wanting to end things with her. This has completely thrown my childhood friends, Lucas and Brad, for a loop. They’ve always been like brothers to me, and they can’t understand why I’d stay with her, fearing I’m making a massive mistake.

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“I’m embarrassed to be out in public with my boyfriend.”

My boyfriend and i have been together for 2 years. I love my boyfriend, but he lacks social awareness and doesn’t have good manners. For example, when we went out to dinner the other night, he was talking/laughing extremely loudly, burping and farting. When we go to the movies, he talks regularly rather than whispering and makes commentary about the movie, which annoys the other people in the theatre. Also, whenever we walk past a group of people, he tries to be funny and says stupid things. For example, the other day, we were walking past a group of guys and my boyfriend was like “i need to fart” super loudly. Mind you, he’s 27.

I don’t know if i’m being overly sensitive or if his behaviour is childish and unacceptable. How can i handle this situation?

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21 Unwritten Rules Of ‘The Girl Code’ To Help You Understand Women Better

Girl Code

1. If a woman comes up to you and asks like she’s your best friend. Play along, she’s probably trying to shake a douche.

2. If someone ever needs a pad or a tampon, you give them one. Doesn’t matter if they’re a stranger, if you hate them, whatever. You always give them one.

3. If you see a fellow lady leaking during her period, quietly pull her to the side and say something.

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