- Taking a good shit. You know the one. Where you feel the relief even an hour after the deed was done. The one which is neither hard nor soft. Comes out in one long piece without breaking. Slides like someone lubes your ass all night long. Enters the water like an Olympic diver.
- Being in a soft, warm bed when you’re tired and don’t have to get up tomorrow.
- When you and a buddy both laugh yourselves into a fit where you simply cannot stop and when it finally subsides and you think you can rest your belly, one of you starts to chuckle and boom off you go again.
- Waking up in the morning with the feeling that you didn’t move once in your sleep-just eight hours of pure uninterrupted sleep.
- Taking a piss you’ve been holding for far too long
- When you hug someone, then start to let go and they hold on just a split second longer than you do
- Waking up and thinking you have to work and then realizing it’s your day off!
- Finally getting that piece of food out from between your teeth
- Taking off your socks after a long day of work and scratching where the elastic band sat all day.
- When you’re laying bed and one nostril is kind of plugged, so you roll to your side so that nostril is on top. Then gravity does its work and just for a split second, everything clears out as it drips down and you can breath amazingly and fall asleep.
- Learning something mind blowing, especially if it’s within a topic you’ve spent a lot of time thinking about
- Someone else massaging your scalp, with just a teeny-tiny bit of fingernails
- Making someone laugh
- Curled up in bed and hearing the sound of pouring rain on the roof/ outside.
- Drinking a beer back home, the one you were looking forward to all day at work.
- Meeting friends that you’ve not seen for a long time, but from the first second it’s like you’ve seen each other the day before.
- Hanging out with someone where you can just relax and be yourself rather than have to over analyze how to fake being a social human.
- As a man, being complimented is pretty dammed good and that feeling can stay with you for a long long time.
- When your cat pats you with her paw, then falls asleep on your hand.
- The first sip of the first cup of coffee of the day.
- Going to the gym and lifting what used to be your max weight and thinking it’s lighter than it used to be. The feeling of improvement, to phrase it generally.
- Going to a show (concert). That moment when you’re in the middle of the crowd and everyone is singing the same words and it’s like time isn’t real.
- Laughing so hard that it goes from wheezing to a silent laugh and you can’t breathe or think, just laughs.
- Farting away a stomache ache
- A hot shower after a week of camping.
- When your sinus has been blocked and it begins to clear. Sometimes there’s little pops, cracks and one time a lengthy fizzzzzz.
- Waking up in the morning and when you yawn and your legs shake
- Riding the bus home and looking out of the open window while it’s the perfect temperature, a nice, fuzzy, nostalgic feeling just grows in your chest and stomach and it’s wonderful
- Ocean waves pushing you as you stand in the water
- When an animal walks over you on their way to somewhere else.