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Tax season can be stressful, filled with complicated forms and confusing instructions. It’s no wonder that many people cling to common myths about taxes, hoping to simplify the process. However, these myths can lead to mistakes, missed opportunities, and even penalties.
Here are some of the most common tax myths debunked:
For those of you who didn’t know, when we fall asleep our bodies release a chemical into the part of our brain that controls movement, the chemicals being glycine and GABA . These essentially freeze your muscles, rendering you incapable of movement. This is done to keep us from acting out our dreams and injuring ourselves. (Sleepwalkers’ bodies don’t release enough of this chemical, hence the walking).
I assume you mean in one of the arteries or veins, since other places in the throat wouldn’t cause the situation you’re asking about.
Not that it matters, because the first aid is the same. Pressure, pressure, pressure. First and always, apply pressure to slow bleeding.
If it doesn’t hurt like a motherfucker, you aren’t using enough pressure. Seriously.
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1. Don’t pour grease down the drain. Save pickle jars. Grease goes in the pickle jar. Pickle jar goes under the sink. Repeat until almost full or there is another empty pickle jar. Throw away.
Hey listen,
I have been where you have been, I’m 27 years old and in the past year I’ve had the following “symptoms” :
So, let’s talk about getting pulled over. Stay calm. Don’t look back at the police car or the officer approaching. No sudden movements. Just sit still and wait. Don’t rummage for your license and insurance until asked. When the officer reaches your window, be respectful. Regardless of your feelings about the police, every sentence should end with “sir” or “ma’am”. Keep your voice calm and steady. If asked why you were pulled over, simply say, “No sir,” and let the officer tell you. Don’t argue. Just acknowledge and move on.
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We all like to think we have a pretty good handle on who we are and how we come across to others. But let’s be real: we all have blind spots. Those pesky little habits, quirks, and flaws that are glaringly obvious to everyone else but somehow invisible to us.
Maybe you have a tendency to interrupt people mid-sentence. Or maybe you’re always running 20 minutes late to everything. Or maybe you have a really annoying nervous laugh that makes people want to punch you in the throat. Who knows?
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So, you bought into the idea that the shiny new car in the driveway that’s supposed to make you feel successful and happy? Well, I’ve got news for you, amigo. That car payment you’re making every month? It’s keeping you stuck in the middle class and preventing you from building any real wealth.
Let’s face it, most folks can’t afford to pay cash for a car. So what do they do? They take out a loan, often at a pretty high interest rate, and then they’re stuck with years of monthly payments that eat away at their income like a parasite.
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1. If you’re choking, don’t get embarrassed, don’t go to the bathroom, don’t walk away from people. I’ve seen a couple people nearly die because they were panicking and walked away from the dinner table(s) and such while choking.
Do the universal sign for choking with both your hands on your neck, and most people will get the message.
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1. Get the sewage pipe scoped. I wish I would have down that with my first house. If I would have known that, I would have never bought the house. Tree roots were growing into the sewer pipe. Every 6 months or so we would have the sewer pipe back up and had to call a plumber out on an emergency call. It was advised to us that we should probably replace the sewage pipe with a PVC pipe. This would involve tearing up the concrete in the basement and digging out the front yard to get access to the pipe. It was going to cost a lot of money. We eventually moved (for those wondering, we did disclose that information to the buyer and they were ok with that for whatever reason).
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