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1. I saw someone take a hotpot fill it up with baby oil add a pound of sugar, add some magic shave, bring it to a boil then splash it in a person’s face…… It literally melted the guys face off. This happened around 1999 and I still have the occasional nightmare about it
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1. Any time they talk, they brag about themselves. If someone else is talking they have a compulsion to bring it back to bragging about themselve
2. Constantly try to one-up another person’s accomplishments or stories.
3. Over the top displays, or almost caricatures, of masculinity. Making an effort to communicate dominance.
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1. My wife tried calling and didn’t hang up once it went to voicemail. She accidentally left a 2:45 VM. The VM consisted of her and her BF talking shit about me and how much happier she was with him.
At the time I was home with our kids and I thought she was 1,800 miles away to be with her dying father. Two years later we are divorced and her father is still alive.
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At what point do you consider someone a late virgin?
I let them define “late”, since the entire concept of a “normal” timeframe for losing your virginity seems pretty silly and has changed considerably over the decades.
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Hey, parents. I know you love your kids more than anything in the world, and you want to protect them from every scrape, bruise, and heartache. But today, I’m here to give you some tough love: you need to let your children struggle. You need to let them fail.
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1. Last summer I cosigned on a car loan for a then-friend. I have heard the “you idiot” speech from every imaginable source, so please spare me that. Long story short, he lost his high-paying job a few months after that out of nowhere, with no warning and no reason given to me.
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Folks, let’s talk about character. It’s not just some fancy word we throw around – it’s the very core of who we are and how we show up in this world.
Being a person of character means you’re the same person in the dark as you are in the light. It’s about integrity, consistency, and living by a set of values that doesn’t change based on who’s watching or what you might gain.
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Hey fellow nerds and music lovers! Ever heard of nerdcore? It’s this awesome mashup of hip-hop and all the geeky stuff we love – think gaming, anime, and everything in between.
I’m super stoked about Nerdcore Party Con coming up this July 20th-21st at The Ritz in Raleigh, NC. It’s like a playground for us geeks who also dig sick beats and clever rhymes. The lineup is insane – these artists somehow manage to rap about video games and comic books in a way that gets your head nodding and your inner nerd cheering.
We all love to think we have everyone else figured out, don’t we? That asshole neighbor – he’s just an entitled prick. Your naggy mom – she’s a control freak who can’t let go. Your lazy coworker – he’s an incompetent moron skating by. Sound familiar?
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