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Why Trying to “Save” Women is a Losing Strategy

There’s a sad, pathetic creature often lurking in strip clubs – the guy who fancies himself a white knight riding in to rescue the poor damsels grinding on the pole. He’s the self-appointed savior no one asked for, the creepy dude trying to “fix” women who aren’t broken while simultaneously paying them to shake their asses in his face. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Captain Save a Ho.

This chump smugly looks down on the very women he’s objectifying, constantly pestering them with unsolicited life advice: “Why are you doing this? You’re better than this. Let me help you become respectable, m’lady.” News flash, Sparky – she didn’t ask for your help. She’s an adult woman who can make her own damn choices. Your condescending attitude isn’t noble, it’s insulting.

But our clueless hero has an ulterior motive. Deep down, Captain Save a Ho believes the only way his mediocre ass can get a woman is to find a “damaged” one he can mold into his dream girl. He thinks pouring nice guy tokens into emotionally vulnerable women will make them fall for him, overlooking his lack of any actual attractiveness or merit. It’s a sexual strategy based on preying on the weak. How honorable!

Here’s the thing though – healthy relationships aren’t built on pity or compensation. They require two self-actualized individuals coming together as equals. Any guy who needs to “save” a woman to get her interest is operating from a place of deep neediness and insecurity. It’s the mindset of a child, not a man.

So to any aspiring Captain Save a Ho’s out there, I invite you to grow up. Worry about fixing your own flaws and inadequacies instead of hunting for broken women you can exploit. Attempting to “save” someone as a backdoor strategy to get laid is a bullshit cope for not having the balls to work on yourself and pursue healthy, equal relationships. It’s time to retire the Captain Save a Ho delusion and start showing up as a mature, actualized man. Anything less is just a pathetic, unimpressive ruse that ain’t fooling anyone, least of all the women you’re targeting.

Why You Should Stop Paying Attention to People Paid to Piss You Off

I’ve got a groundbreaking idea for you: stop paying attention to all those jackasses whose job it is to make you angry. You know who I’m talking about – the pundits, the politicians, the keyboard warriors, the professional pot-stirrers. They’re everywhere these days, and they’re all clamoring for your outrage. But here’s the thing: they don’t actually give a shit about you or the things you care about. They just want your attention, and they’ve figured out that the best way to get it is by pushing your buttons.

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“My boyfriend called me a 4/10”

Since dating my boyfriend, he kept making side comments about my appearance here and there. Then he compliments his ex every now and then. He says she is pretty or ended up talking about how he fell for her ass. One day I asked him to stop because it was making me self conscious. He never complimented me until I made a comment about it.

It’s been about four months and I told him I don’t have a good feeling about him and his ex and that he makes it seem like he likes her more than me. He finally told me that she is more attractive than me and that I am a 4/10 for him. I even asked how he thought about me, compared to his friend’s girlfriends, and he says they are more attractive than me. He tells me that his ex beauty means nothing to him. Then he turns around and still tries to call me beautiful after telling me was below average in looks. I am ok without being everyone’s cup of tea, but my own boyfriend?

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The Importance of Delayed Gratification in Building Wealth

Alright, let’s talk about one of the most crucial concepts when it comes to building serious wealth: delayed gratification.

Now, I know what you might be thinking. “I want everything, and I want it immediately!” Believe me, I completely understand. In our world where everything from coffee to messaging to Netflix is available at the push of a button, instant gratification is the norm. However, when it comes to managing your finances, success lies in playing the long game.

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