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Inside the Life of a High-Earning Internet Banker

I work in a corner of Wall Street that most people only see in headlines—the Internet and Interactive Entertainment group of a major bank. We’re the people who sit behind the big “XYZ dot com merges with ABC” stories. When you hear that a streaming service is swallowing a rival or that a video game publisher is issuing billions in new bonds, it’s likely someone like me is in the background, building models, arranging financing, and whispering to CEOs about what’s possible.

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Maybe Everything Is Going to Shit (Or Maybe That’s Just What Getting Older Feels Like)

There’s a moment and I don’t know exactly when it happens, maybe it’s 32, maybe it’s 44 — when you stop assuming the future will be better than the past. You stop thinking the world is a machine that refines itself. Instead, you start noticing the rust.

And it’s not that things have objectively gotten worse. Not always. It’s that your perception of everything — politics, culture, the people at your grocery store — has been quietly rewired while you weren’t paying attention. You go from assuming things will eventually make sense to realizing that nonsense might be the default setting.

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Every Person You Meet Has Lived an Entire Life Before That Moment

It’s such a simple sentence that you almost overlook it. The kind of sentence that belongs in the corner of a page or whispered over coffee. Every person you meet has lived an entire life before that moment. It sounds obvious. It sounds like something your therapist might nod toward before sitting back in their chair. It sounds like something you’d find taped to a fridge in a halfway house or the caption under a stranger’s face in a yearbook you’re not supposed to be reading.

And yet.

It holds a kind of quiet gravity that grows heavier the longer you stare at it.

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A Look At The Past. At The Way Things Used To Be – Ned Hardy

The Hype is Real! If you’ve got pets, kids, or just a tendency to spill stuff, this cleaner is a total game-changer that makes even the nastiest stains disappear like magic. – Amazon

Scientists Reconstruct a Million-Year-Old Skull and Suggest It Could Rewrite Our Timeline of Human Evolution – Smithsonian Magazine

U.S. to Provide Ukraine With Intelligence for Missile Strikes Deep Inside Russia – WSJ

Game of the Year 2025 predictions: The front-runners and challengers to come – Polygon

We Finally Have Free Anti-Robocall Tools That Work – NYT

Millionaire Wisdom: How to Grow Net Worth – ESI Money

25 Core Memories Every 90s Kid Still Holds Onto – Ned Hardy

This is a solid purchase if you like to listen to podcasts or music while showering – Amazon

OpenAI’s Sora 2 Generates Realistic Videos of People Shoplifting – Futurism

Sean Combs, in custody for a year, to face sentencing on split verdict – NPR

Hegseth announces troops in combat jobs have to meet highest male physical standards – Task & Purpose

Ranked: The World’s Most Innovative Countries in 2025 – Visual Capitalist

We shouldn’t let kids be friends with ChatGPT – Archive.ph

Groundbreaking Firsts Of Major Medical Procedures And Surgeries – Linkiest

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Why Feeling “Behind” Makes You Easy Prey for Scams and Bad Investments

Let’s just get this out of the way:
If you feel like you’re “behind in life,” you are the scammer’s favorite type of person.

Not because you’re dumb. Not because you’re reckless. But because you’re hungry. Desperate. Searching for the secret cheat code to catch up to everyone else.

And when you’re desperate, your judgment goes to shit.

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If You’re Planning to Get Married, Read This

Look, if you’re not ready to make your partner your priority, then do the world a favor and don’t get married.

Marriage isn’t a status update. It’s not a ring, a dress, a party, or a highlight reel for your Instagram followers. It’s a f***ing commitment. A brutal, inconvenient, uncomfortable, beautiful commitment.

And that means this: your partner comes first. Emotionally. Mentally. Logistically.

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What It Feels Like to Risk Your Life as a Deep-Sea Diver on an Offshore Oil Rig – Esquire

A Damn Fine Collection of Fascinating Photos – Ned Hardy

Read this if you want a deeper understanding of strength, humanity, and what makes life worth living – Amazon

15 Comics That Turned Their Fans Against Them – Ranker

The rich have a wealth gap, too – Archive.ph

Why Each 2025 MLB Playoff Team Will—or Won’t—Win the World Series – The Ringer

A technical fight at the gym ends respectfully between these gentlemen – Reddit

21 Purr-fectly Hilarious Cat Memes You Need Right Now – Ned Hardy

If you are looking for a good pair of desktop speakers, these might be the best bang-for-your-buck setup out there — clear highs, punchy bass, and zero hassle – Amazon

OpenAI’s New Sora App Lets You Deepfake Yourself for Entertainment – Wired

The Lucid Air Sapphire Just Set a New 0–60-MPH Record! – MotorTrend

The Best Horror Movie From Each Year – Ultimate Classic Rock

7 signs that you’re getting old – Linkiest

AI is reshaping childhood in China – Rest of World

These 4 words can keep a conversation flowing forever no matter how bad you are at small talk – Upworthy

How Pornography Can Ruin Your Sex Life – Mark Manson

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