Life Experiences

What’s It Like To Be A Sadist

August 23, 2021 Leave a Comment

I thought about this question for two days before replying. It can be a little difficult to put down in words considering the context. With that said, I would like to warn you, the reader, that what is about to be explained isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s not going to be pleasant. There could be trigger words or situations described that some may consider disturbing.

I have always been a sadist, for as long as I can remember. I have memories of being a small child and fantasizing about holding a knife up to whatever cartoon character I watched on TV that day and watching them squirm underneath my sharp blade. I couldn’t have been any older than 7 or 8 when these fantasies started. But they were not sexual, not yet anyhow. I just enjoyed the incredible wave of pleasure that would coarse through my body when I visualized the fear and panic in this laughably childish scene of torture.

What’s It Like To Be An Obese Woman?

August 17, 2021 Leave a Comment

Most people will never understand what it’s really like for someone who carries extra weight around with them their whole lives. I am prepared to share the complete, brutal, admittedly terrible truth with anyone who will listen to me on this day.

Allow me to answer: “What is life really like for the fat girl?” We can begin with the most obvious…appearance.

What’s It Like To Be A Coal Miner?

August 10, 2021 Leave a Comment

I graduated from Virginia Tech with a BS in Mining Engineering and I’ve been coal mining ever since.

I get asked a lot if it is a 4 year degree – yes it is.

We have to study everything other engineers learn including thermodynamics, electrical theory, statics, dynamics, deforms.

Some coursework in my major included mine design, blasting, ventilation, geophysics, and engineering economics.

Many people ask if I have to crawl around all day long – nope! I drive an F-150 underground.

Speed limit is 25, but I’ve never gotten pulled over down there (all the trucks have governor chips set to 25).

What Is It Like To Be In Love?

August 6, 2021 Leave a Comment

Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around.

You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more.

You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you.

When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement.

What’s It Like To Have Your Film Flop At The Box Office?

August 5, 2021 Leave a Comment

When you work “above the line” on a movie (writer, director, actor, producer, etc.) watching it flop at the box office is devastating. I had such an experience during the opening weekend of Conan the Barbarian 3D.

A movie’s opening day is analogous to a political election night. Although I’ve never worked in politics, I remember having similar feelings of disappointment and disillusionment when my candidate lost a presidential bid, so I imagine that working as a speechwriter or a fundraiser for the losing campaign would feel about the same as working on an unsuccessful film.

What It’s Like To Get In A Prison Fight

August 4, 2021 Leave a Comment

Confessions Of A Guy Who Wants His Leg Amputated

July 28, 2021 Leave a Comment

Rantings From The Small Penis Community

July 26, 2021 Leave a Comment

small dick rant

1. I just can’t shake it. Is there really no solution for this? Do I really just have to accept it and move on?

Well, I can’t. Maybe I just inherited my dad’s stubbornness, but I can’t. I won’t take a fuckin’ raw deal no matter what it is.

Are we really expected to just roll over and be content with the fact that we got royally fucked over from birth? That’s horseshit. I ain’t buyin’ it. No one should.

If I’m some kind of “human” that “deserves love” like the bleeding hearts that come on here love to spout, then why is it so fucking controversial for us to say that we deserve better than this?

What’s It Like To Date A Gold Digger?

June 30, 2021 Leave a Comment

When I was in my 20’s, I had a very, very beautiful woman wind up being the biggest gold-digger I ever went out with.

So let’s call her… Julie. Julie was a fitness contestant/exotic dancer with a body that stopped traffic. And while she had this super, over-the-top body, she also had over-sized implants that made her look like a real-life Jessica Rabbit, hair and everything. She stopped traffic, and that’s not an expression, cars literally slowed down or stopped to watch her walk down the street. She gave me a picture of her in a bikini. I would show my friends and most of them were in disbelief that I even knew her, let alone was going out with her.

You Can Learn A Lot About Sex Workers By The Memes They Post Online

June 28, 2021 Leave a Comment