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Confessions of a Man Who Has It All And Still Can’t Find Peace

I’m forty-one and I live inside a life that looks like a brochure.

If you stand at the end of my driveway you see the ranch first—open space, clean lines, the kind of horizon people pay money to photograph. My two boys run around like they own the world because in their heads they kind of do. There are moments where the light hits them just right and it feels like the universe is trying to apologize for everything it’s ever done to me.

And then I go back inside my own skull.

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Confessions of a Venezuelan Citizen After the Fall of Maduro

I was awake when it started.
Two in the morning is a strange hour to have your country ripped open.

The first thing I heard wasn’t an explosion. It was the sound of air being torn apart—jets screaming so low and so close that for a half-second my brain couldn’t even classify the noise. It didn’t sound like war yet. It sounded like the sky malfunctioning.

Then the bombs landed.

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Ramblings From The Communist Community

communist rant

1. “Communism doesn’t work because it goes against human nature”

Here, I will not only prove why this line of thought is silly and nonsensical, but also the best way to disprove it. I understand that posting this here is kinda preaching to the choir, but I’m hoping that the following stuff below can be as of much use to others as it has been to me and can help people in similar discussions be able to better articulate a rebuttal. Anyways, let’s get right to it:

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My Girlfriend Weighs 460 Pounds. I’m Still Here.

People hear the number first.

Four hundred and sixty pounds.

They don’t hear seven years.
They don’t hear PCOS.
They don’t hear we were kids when we met.
They don’t hear this didn’t happen overnight.
They don’t hear I still recognize her laugh before I recognize her body.

They hear a weight and decide that means they understand our whole relationship.

They don’t.

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7 Women Describe What Life Is Like With Big Boobs

1. 34H here (34I in American sizes)

I shot from an A cup to a DD by the time I was twelve, and it just kept going from there. It was certainly jarring, to have men in their thirties and forties give you that kind of attention when you’re still mentally a child. I was given hell from the girls in my year because of my shape as well.

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What It’s Really Like to Be a Public Defender

Most people don’t think about public defenders at all. When they do, it’s usually through a cartoon—either the incompetent burnout who doesn’t care, or the slick TV lawyer who wins on a dramatic speech in front of a jury. Neither of those people exist.

What exists instead is a job where you wake up every morning thinking, “Did I set that hearing for today or next week?” and fall asleep thinking about the one innocent client who didn’t make it out clean.

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I’ve Lived in Skid Row for Seven Years. Here’s the Reality.

I’ve lived in downtown Los Angeles, inside the officially designated Skid Row district, for almost seven years now. That’s long enough to see the area before COVID, during it, and after—long enough to watch the cycles repeat and the public narrative harden into something flatter and less accurate than reality.

Most people think they understand Skid Row. I did too, before I moved here. What they usually mean is that they’ve seen it online—videos, photos, TikToks framed as proof that Los Angeles has failed. Skid Row has become shorthand for political arguments, a visual talking point that gets passed around without much context. But Skid Row didn’t appear out of nowhere. It’s more than a hundred years old. Many cities have their own version of it. LA’s just happens to be the one with the most cameras pointed at it right now.

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What It’s Like to Be Raised in a Family of 22 Siblings

I’m the fourteenth of twenty-two children. All biological. Fourteen boys, eight girls. When I say that out loud, I can feel people doing the math in their heads—trying to picture it, trying to understand how something like that even functions. Most people don’t grow up in a family; they grow up in a household. I grew up in something closer to a small, loud, moving ecosystem.

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