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Alright, let’s talk about NFTs.
You remember NFTs, right? Those glorified digital Pokémon cards for adults who thought “owning a JPEG” was going to pay off their mortgage? Whatever happened to that whole fever dream?
Not even three years ago, you could not walk five feet on the internet without someone screaming, “This is the future of art!” or “We’re early, bro!” like they had just discovered fire and wanted to sell you a subscription to it. Suddenly, people who had never shown interest in art beyond buying a Banksy coffee table book were dropping the GDP of a small nation on pixelated monkeys wearing sunglasses.
Alright, let’s just call it what it is—professional bodybuilding is not healthy.
I’m not saying lifting weights is bad for you. Weight training? Awesome. Eating protein? Great. Building muscle? Fantastic. But that’s not what we’re talking about when we talk about the pros. We’re talking about the freak-show level of the sport—the guys and women on stage at the Olympia looking like they were carved out of marble by a Greek god who had access to a pharmacy.
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Before being sentenced you will probably be in a holding cell with some Numbers (South Africa’s largest prison gang). In the morning they will ask everyone to stand in a circle while the highest ranking number stands in the middle.
There’s a very specific flavor of modern absurdity in watching David Sinclair, a man so obsessed with longevity he makes vampires look reckless, publicly admit defeat to a snack bar. Not a bottle of whiskey, not a Big Mac at 2am, not even an ill-advised gas station burrito. Just… a granola brick with delusions of health, consumed before bed.
From the outside, a car wash looks like the dream: a low-barrier cash machine that runs itself. Flashing neon soap, suds like a rave for your Camry, and the occasional guy in a reflective vest hosing down tires. It’s the sort of business you drive past and think, “I could run one of those.”
And that’s exactly what makes it dangerous.
You don’t join a cult. Not really. You don’t wake up one day and say, “You know what sounds good? Renouncing my identity, surrendering my bank account, and apologizing to a charismatic stranger for having a favorite color.”
What happens instead is much weirder. And much more normal. You get invited to something.
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Hey, I get it. The grind is real. The pressure to provide for your family, build something, and leave a legacy—it can feel like the weight of the world on your shoulders. But let’s take a deep breath and get real for a second.
You’re right—building a future for your kids does require sacrifice. No question. But here’s where I want to challenge you: What kind of future are we building if we’re absent in the present?
Here’s a nightmare scenario you probably haven’t thought about yet, but give it time. One day, you find yourself scrolling through your husband’s phone—or your wife’s, your partner’s, whatever—and instead of the usual flurry of social media apps and random news updates, you see something that sends a cold, sinking feeling down your spine: a subscription to OnlyFans. And it’s not just one, it’s several. Multiple accounts, maybe even daily check-ins. Conversations. Tips sent. Requests made. All of it happening while you were going about your day, thinking that maybe—just maybe—you were enough.
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Artificial intelligence stands as one of humanity’s greatest achievements. It’s a testament to our ingenuity, our relentless pursuit of progress, and our ability to transform the world in unimaginable ways. However, with great power comes great responsibility, and the rise of AI brings with it existential risks that we cannot afford to ignore. The possibility that AI could one day lead to human extinction is not just a topic for science fiction; it’s a real and pressing concern that demands our attention.
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