Caveman Circus
The Most Awesome Men's Entertainment Site On The Internet
Hey, I get it. The grind is real. The pressure to provide for your family, build something, and leave a legacy—it can feel like the weight of the world on your shoulders. But let’s take a deep breath and get real for a second.
You’re right—building a future for your kids does require sacrifice. No question. But here’s where I want to challenge you: What kind of future are we building if we’re absent in the present?
Here’s a nightmare scenario you probably haven’t thought about yet, but give it time. One day, you find yourself scrolling through your husband’s phone—or your wife’s, your partner’s, whatever—and instead of the usual flurry of social media apps and random news updates, you see something that sends a cold, sinking feeling down your spine: a subscription to OnlyFans. And it’s not just one, it’s several. Multiple accounts, maybe even daily check-ins. Conversations. Tips sent. Requests made. All of it happening while you were going about your day, thinking that maybe—just maybe—you were enough.
Welcome to the new frontier of infidelity: emotional cheating in the digital age, served up by platforms like OnlyFans.
[Read more…] about The Future of Infidelity: OnlyFans and the Rise of Emotional Cheating
Artificial intelligence stands as one of humanity’s greatest achievements. It’s a testament to our ingenuity, our relentless pursuit of progress, and our ability to transform the world in unimaginable ways. However, with great power comes great responsibility, and the rise of AI brings with it existential risks that we cannot afford to ignore. The possibility that AI could one day lead to human extinction is not just a topic for science fiction; it’s a real and pressing concern that demands our attention.
[Read more…] about The Potential of AI to Cause Human Extinction
Alright, let’s cut through the bullshit and get real for a minute. If you’re cheating on your spouse, or even considering it, there are some hard truths you need to face about yourself.
And if we’re going to have an honest conversation about infidelity, we need to start by looking at what it reveals about the person doing the cheating.
[Read more…] about What Cheating on Your Spouse Says About You
Look, I’m all for pushing yourself and striving to be your best. Setting ambitious goals, working your ass off, making sacrifices to achieve them – that’s admirable stuff. But there’s a line between dedicating yourself to a challenging pursuit, and straight up abusing your body. And when it comes to professional bodybuilding, that line isn’t just crossed, it’s obliterated.
[Read more…] about The Brutal Truth About Professional Bodybuilding
Let’s get real about the fucking elephant in the room: childhood trauma. The kind of shit that happens when you’re a kid that fucks you up so badly, you spend the rest of your life trying to un-fuck yourself. I’m talking about abuse, neglect, abandonment – the experiences that teach you, before you’re even old enough to spell your own name, that you’re worthless, unlovable, and unsafe in your own goddamn home. It’s a topic that makes people squirm, because it forces us to confront the ugly reality that we’re failing our kids on a massive scale.
When people are thinking of taking their first steps into kitchens, many around them are quick to give advice. They will warn of the toil involved, the strength of character and the stamina that are needed, the long hours… But however much warning is given, one is always quick to disregard it and shrug one’s shoulders because really, how hard can it be?
In my years working in kitchens I have seen hundreds come and go; eager at the start but quickly disenchanted and just as eager to get out. Only a small percentage of people who walk into the world of gastronomy stay there once faced with this harsh environment.
Below is a list that I compiled of all the realities of day to day life as a chef, based on my own experience as well as on my observations.
What you can expect from making a living in a professional kitchen:
[Read more…] about 49 Things They Never Told You About Being A Chef
1. Keep putting yourself out there. You’re not gonna meet your future someone by sitting at home alone (unless it’s the food delivery person I guess). Even if you only have one friend (or none) who is available that day & can join you, still try to go to concerts, bars, bookstores, restaurants etc alone.
Also just because things don’t happen romantically with someone doesn’t mean cut them off. Sometimes people are meant to just be a fun friend/acquaintance and you can expand your social circle through them, and meet a romantic partner from that.
1. My wife and I abstained from sex before marriage for religious reasons. On our honeymoon, it took about thirty minutes for me to convince her to undress. She was very nervous, but that was ok, she’s always been a shy person and I knew we would have to take it slow.
[Read more…] about 12 Confessions From People Who Waited Until Marriage To Have Sex
1. The guys that came in and knew the deal were great. Tip the girl on stage, get a lap dance, be polite. The worst were the guys that thought they were smarter than the strippers or that they could somehow game us. Like, one guy I remember went on a whole rant about how smart he was because he could tell it was all fake and the girls weren’t really attracted to the men. Uh, yeah dude, you’re a genius. Or when they think they’re funny by degrading the women. It’s not funny and you’re the one that looks bad. Honestly, for the most part I didn’t think about the guys much at all. I was on autopilot most of the time and didn’t judge them any more than thinking who looks interested in a private dance or who was a douchebag I wanted to avoid.
[Read more…] about 8 Strippers Reveal How They Really Feel About Their Customers