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“Does anyone else get demotivated seeing 30-year-olds with $500k+ net worths?”

Does anyone else feel totally demoralized when scrolling through Reddit or FIRE (Financial Independence, Retire Early) forums and seeing 30-year-olds with $500k+ net worths? It’s like everywhere I look, someone my age (or younger!) is either a high-earning software engineer or a genius investor who bought Amazon at $3 and has been maxing out every retirement account since birth. Meanwhile, I’m here just trying to make sure I don’t accidentally pay my electric bill late again.

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What It’s Really Like Having a Giant Penis

People always want to know, “So… what’s it like?” As if there’s some secret club or mysterious world that opens up when you’re packing a lot more than the average guy. And I get it. It’s not a topic people discuss over lunch. But honestly, after living with it for years, it’s just part of my everyday reality—one that’s both hilarious and a little complicated.

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Why Going into Debt for an Electric Car Rarely Adds Up

There’s a familiar pattern in personal finance: we justify a big, flashy purchase by pointing to long-term savings. It sounds responsible, even noble. Buy a $45,000 electric vehicle, and over the years, you’ll save hundreds—maybe thousands—on gas. No more oil changes. Fewer moving parts. Lower emissions. It all feels like a smart, forward-thinking decision.

But here’s the thing: the math doesn’t care how good your intentions are.

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Imagine Being This Weak

There’s a very specific flavor of modern absurdity in watching David Sinclair, a man so obsessed with longevity he makes vampires look reckless, publicly admit defeat to a snack bar. Not a bottle of whiskey, not a Big Mac at 2am, not even an ill-advised gas station burrito. Just… a granola brick with delusions of health, consumed before bed.

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Linkage

Why Oregon’s Drug Decriminalization Failed – The Atlantic

27 Kids Who Are Absolutely Terrible at Hide and Seek – Ned Hardy

Use unflavored denture cleaning tablets to clean out your water bottles! For around $5 you can get a box of over 100 tablets that do an amazing job cleaning bacteria and hard water buildup inside your water bottles – Amazon

My Lexus Land Cruiser Is Already the Best Car I’ve Owned – Road and Track

7 Useful Apps Every Traveler Should Know About – Traveler

Customer who drove 8k miles with the oil light on, blames Carmax – Reddit

10 Things We Often Wait Too Long to Let Go of in Life – Marc and Angel

The Oral History of “I’m the Juggernaut, Bitch!” – The Ringer

Last Meals of Death Row Inmates – Ned Hardy

Really cool and minimal key organizer that gives some order to your unruly keys – Amazon

10 Songs With Hidden Meanings – Linkiest

Girlfriend Has Many Guy Friends: When Should You Really Be Concerned? – Knowledge For Men

The 16 worst-paying college majors, five years after graduation – Make It

The 10 Best Places in the U.S. to See Wildlife – Afar

Single Hottest Trait In A Man That Any Guy Can Have – Wing Girl Method

“My boyfriend wants me to allow him to have sex with other people.”

I 24F have been with my bf 25m for 4 years straight , we have been through hell and back together, lived in multiple places together and have gotten really close with each others parents.

He recently bought a house back in July and as a result I’ve been working 13 hour shifts as a surgical assistant while he works at a computer all day. Due to me working long hours on my feet I’ve been too tired to have sex on the weekdays and now he is blaming his porn addiction on me.

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“My wife named our son after her first love and I had no idea”

My son is five. A couple of days ago, we were out shopping when we ran into one of my wife’s old high school friends. They started catching up, and at one point, my wife mentioned that we had a son. Her friend asked what his name was, and there was a pause—my wife hesitated. So I answered for her.

That’s when her friend gave us a strange look and said, “You mean like your ex-boyfriend?”

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