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“I’m thinking about hiring a professional cuddler”

I’m a 35-year-old guy and, to be honest, I’ve been feeling really lonely lately. I never had a girlfriend, dating feels impossible and I don’t have much of a social life these days. I work from home, most of my friends have moved away or are busy with their own families.

I’ve read about “professional cuddlers” you can hire to cuddle with. Part of me feels kind of embarrassed or ashamed for even thinking about paying someone for basic human contact, but another part of me just wants to feel connected to someone, even if it’s just for an hour.

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Who killed the world? @alv9n analyzed the top 200 sci-fi films from every decade. Here’s what he learned.- The Pudding

A Damn Fine Collection of Fascinating Photos – Ned Hardy

One of the best accessories to keep your car from falling into disarray – Amazon

Tesla profits slide 16%, despite Elon Musk’s pivot back to his companies – NPR

Men accused of waterboarding a bitcoin millionaire for his password to be freed on $1M bail – Insider

The Great Crypto Re-Banking Has Begun – Wired

20 Stats That Show Exactly How Much Time and Money We Can Save Through Minimalism – Becoming Minimalist

7 ‘old people’ sayings that are actually solid life advice at every age – Upworthy

Whatever Happened to Colleen Haskell From Survivor? – Ned Hardy

If you want to live a long life, where your quality of life is just as important as your years, you should read Peter Attia’s book—it’s packed with practical, science-backed advice on how to stay healthy, strong, and independent well into old age – Amazon

Charted: The World’s Fastest Growing Jobs (2025-2030) – Visual Capitalist

Cause of death for convicted child rapist and murderer that died in prison still unknown five months later – WNYT

Rapper China Mac steps in to help 3 women getting assaulted in Vietnam – Reddit

Waymo Is Crushing Tesla in the Robotaxi Race – Gizmodo

15 Ways to Kill the Romance – Linkiest

Confessions of an Inbred Person

If you had told me at eighteen that my family was not just “different,” but that we’d crossed lines I didn’t even know existed, I’d have laughed it off or called you sick. But you don’t know what you don’t know. Most families have secrets—ours just happened to be more radioactive than most.

For most of my childhood, I was oblivious. My world was a cozy, insulated bubble: two loving parents, a big house, financial comfort, and not much in the way of extended family. No aunts or cousins at Thanksgiving, no big holiday gatherings—just us, and maybe a sitter on date nights. It was weird, but not “call the authorities” weird. I thought I was just lucky, in a way. No messy family drama. No one to fight over inheritance. No one to worry about at Christmas.

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“Married but want to travel with a male friend”

Hello, I (32F) have the opportunity to go on a international vacation on my own. I have travel credits I need to use and going on a solo vacation has always been on my to-do list. I am also a mom of 2 and my husband (36M) is encouraging it.

I just recently found out my friend (30M) will be also doing a solo trip and going to see a concert where I was wanting to go. I think it would be awesome if I could fly with him there, see the show and then part ways.

I talked to my husband and he is okay with it although I’m worried about what other people will think, especially my in laws and my parents “why would she go on vacation with another man?!” But I don’t want to have to explain myself over and over.

Input on whether this is appropriate?

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“How are these guys getting girlfriends?”

I am a six-foot-tall guy, in good shape, late twenties, decent looking, have a good job, take care of myself. On paper, it seems like I should not have a hard time dating. But I cannot even get a date. Not a single one. I try apps, I ask women out in person, I try to meet people through friends—nothing. Just constant rejection or, at best, being told I am “such a good friend.”

The part that really gets to me, though, is seeing guys who are honestly not attractive—guys who are shorter, out of shape, kind of awkward, whatever and walking around with girlfriends. I am not trying to sound cruel, but it makes no sense to me. I see couples all the time and I cannot help but think, “How did he pull that off?” It is like they have cracked some code I just do not get. Meanwhile I am out here doing everything right and getting nowhere.

Is there something I am missing?

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The Importance of Finding Your Third Place

You need a third place. Not a new gadget, not another streaming subscription, not another late-night doomscroll on your couch. You need a place. A real, physical space outside of your home and your work, where you belong just because you show up. It’s not complicated, but it’s also not optional—not if you want a life that’s rich, grounded, and genuinely connected.

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This One Goes Out To All Those Who Have Ever Experienced The Joy Of Owning A Dog – Ned Hardy

You’ve got to try this amazing shower head! It’s like turning your shower into a spa. Seriously, it’s a game-changer for your daily routine – Amazon

Ranking 2025 NFL rosters: Best projected starting lineups – ESPN

Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath Frontman and Heavy Metal Icon, Dies at 76 – Pitchfork

‘Founders Films’ aims to remake Hollywood with patriotism, Palantir and Ayn Rand – Semafor

Coca-Cola says it will use U.S. cane sugar in a new Coke, a plan pushed by Trump – NPR

How to take things less personally: Always blaming yourself or assuming others think ill of you? A therapist shares ways to break these self-critical habits – Psyche

27 Behind-the-Scenes Pictures Every Movie Fan Needs to See – Ned Hardy

This sleek money clip comes with a fixed blade knife built into it, for when you never know – Amazon

Musk Allies to Raise Up to $12 Billion for xAI Chips as Startup Burns Through Cash – WSJ

Inside The Demise Of Troy Leon Gregg, The Man Who Escaped Death Row Before Being Murdered That Very Night – All That’s Interesting

15 Short Male Celebrities Who Challenged the Unrealistic Beauty Standards of Hollywood – Bright Side

Incel tries to pickup girls. Gets arrested for sexual harassment – Reddit

50 Quick and Fascinating Facts About the Human Body – Linkiest

 

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