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During a huge fight, my wife told me I’m not our daughter’s father.
My wife and I have a six year old daughter. We’ve been married for almost 9 years.
We got into a really big argument, which isn’t unusual for us these days. We’ve been on the verge of divorce multiple times but always end up changing our minds.
This time, she got so mad that she yelled at the top of her lungs “She’s not even your daughter, and he was a better fuck too!” “She” being our daughter, of course.
28M straight guy confused why I get so aroused watching dicks?
I am a straight guy attracted to women only. I watch porn a lot and looking at big dicks does some chemical reaction in my brain and in every porn I rather enjoy looking at the guy’s dick and I used to think that I am a bisexual. To confirm this out of curiosity I hooked up with men and turns out it was the worst experience of my life. I was not attracted to men, I did not enjoy their dicks in my mouth or in my ass, I tried being the top as well as bottom and nothing worked, tried this with multiple guys thinking maybe it’s the problem with the person I was hooking up with, but never ever I felt attracted to men or enjoyed having sex with them but still to this date when I look at big cocks it excites me, I don’t know what that is, I am clearly not gay or bi but I do love looking at big cocks.
On the other hand I have a girlfriend I am attracted to her and the sex is amazing.
I was with a couple friends last night and one of them didn’t react well to food we ate or something and kept farting next to me. She couldn’t control it and it kept forcing itself out and we were all laughing. But the truth is it made me really horny for some reason. I’ve never been attracted to her before even though she is attractive and I don’t have a fart fetish or at least I didn’t used to. But regardless her constant farting kept making me feel hot and aroused.
Eventually we all went our separate ways and I went home and jerkedoff thinking about her ass and the sound of her farts. After I was done the post nut clarity hit me hard and I practically had an existential crisis over it. The guilt and shame almost brought me to tears.
To make matters worse I watched videos of women farting today as a test and they made me aroused. I have a fart fetish now and I don’t know how to cure it or stop the intrusive thoughts about it.
This sucks.
My wife (37f) and I (38m) and I have been married for 11 years, together for a few years before that, and have known each-other for over 20 years. We met online when she was 16 and still in high school, and I was 17 and just starting college. For the sake of this rant we’ll call her Connie.
Connie and I lived several states away and, at first, there was some attraction on her part – but I just wanted to stay friends. Over several years we grew closer and decided to have a long distance relationship. I was always awkward with girls in high school and it continued into adulthood. With Connie things just felt natural. After a couple years, when we were talking about meeting in person, she destroyed me. She let me know that she had been having multiple other online relationships and one of these men came to meet her and she wanted to be with him.
I’ve been raving for 8 days straight, and not the Disneyland version of raving you get at Mirage and E-Zoo. I’m talking about REAL shit-your-pants-in -the- k-hole raving, European fucking psytrance raving at Ozora festival in Hungary. I’ve been spending my days and nights getting blasted by 300 BPM industrial techno that sounds like it was produced in a meth lab by Serbian anarchists, partying with hackers and cyber alcemists who only take a break from raving to launch DDoS attacks against the central bank of a NATO member state, and everyone looks like they’re out of a Matrix Borat crossover universe. I’m holding my fucking ground, surviving on Mycroboost functional mushroom products, and a selection of novel molecules manufactured in a Soviet-era bunker. I can’t take your Justin Bieber Tomorrowland shit seriously anymore. No more mainstream EDM, just fucking psytrance festivals from now on.
$300k in debt (no mortgage). $297,677.49 to be exact.
$215k law school debt, $40k graduate school debt, $25k credit cards, $11k car loan, and a personal loan.
After 5 years of deep denial- I think I’ve finally accepted how badly we fucked up. I feel like I’ve gone through the stages of grief multiple times this year.
Im m(23) and my girlfriend F(25) is an absolute sex addict. Anytime I come home from work She’s ready in bed for action.
It is a very nice thing to come home to. However after our love session. She wants to do it again an hour later. I don’t mind that as well.
But the problem is this is happens too much. Her and I have sex at least 6-7 times a day.
There is never a day where I am simply just relaxing.
And at the end of the day i feel like a squeezed dry toothpaste tube.
I have no energy and she is always wanting more.
She still orgasms during sex but its never enough.
Im tired all the time and shes draining my energy and my balls.
I dont know what to tell her because i dont want to hurt her feelings.
I’ve been a stripper for the last eight years. This happened a little over two years ago.
Background information for those who don’t know much about strip clubs: every dance you do, the stripper gets part of the money and the club gets a small fee. When you leave, you have to do tip out.
My fiancé has a micropenis
Wow, it’s almost a relief just to write that down. IRL I have not told a single person- not anyone in my family not my bestie. I really have no one to vent to.
Hi, I am 21yo guy, who is obsessed with making money. In a span of 2years, I have tried plenty of businesses but none of them were successfull. I literally have 0 friends, no social life and I barely sleep for 3-4hrs. At this point, the only thing that matters to me is money and I do feel sorry for myself because giving up is never an option, everuthing i like needs money.