More stories · Page 410

Confessions

Confession of the Day

Kurtz Monologue

I was with a couple friends last night and one of them didn’t react well to food we ate or something and kept farting next to me. She couldn’t control it and it kept forcing itself out and we were all laughing. But the truth is it made me really horny for some reason. I’ve never been attracted to her before even though she is attractive and I don’t have a fart fetish or at least I didn’t used to. But regardless her constant farting kept making me feel hot and aroused.

Eventually we all went our separate ways and I went home and jerkedoff thinking about her ass and the sound of her farts. After I was done the post nut clarity hit me hard and I practically had an existential crisis over it. The guilt and shame almost brought me to tears.

To make matters worse I watched videos of women farting today as a test and they made me aroused. I have a fart fetish now and I don’t know how to cure it or stop the intrusive thoughts about it.

This sucks.

Useful

Setting Boundaries With Guilt-Tripping Parents

As children, we rely on our parents for food, shelter, and nurturing – our very survival depends on them. It’s only natural that as we grow older, we feel a sense of duty and obligation to care for our parents in return. However, some parents take this too far, using guilt to manipulate their adult children into doing what they want. If your parents make you feel guilty about everything they’ve done for you growing up, it’s time to set some boundaries.

Read the rest: Setting Boundaries With Guilt-Tripping Parents
Links

Linkage

He Played Peter on The Brady Bunch. See Christopher Knight Now at 65 – Wanderer

Whatever Happened To Marcus Chong, ‘Tank’ from The Matrix? – Ned Hardy

The indigenous Mexican town that drove out the cartel – Huck

Jalen Williams details what life is like as an NBA player when it comes to women – Streamable

Ranked: The Highest Paid CEOs in the S&P 500 – Visual Capitalist

3 financial tips for couples moving in together for the first time – CNBC

The twisted story of how bottled water took over the world – Fast Co

Words and Phrases to Avoid in a Difficult Conversation – HBR

Why Does Everyone Seem to Have Food Intolerances These Days? – The Conversation

Why “Far Beyond the Stars” Is Star Trek DS9’s Most Important Episode – Wanderer

An Age-By-Age Guide to Helping Kids Manage Homework – Life Hacker

Why Silicon Valley’s biggest AI developers are hiring poets – Rest of World

Man protects his family from drunk idiot, knocks him the f out! – Reddit

Should you be friends with your kids? – Parents can have a great relationship with their kids without being their friend – VOX

Mexico on track to have its first Jewish, female president – JPost

Sicarios Bury The Cartel Boss With Some Blicks For The Afterlife Just In Case His Opps Run Up! – Worldstar

This Was What Every Popular Fast-Food Restaurant Looked Like the Day They Opened – Rare Historical Photos

9 Crucial Life Skills An Award-Winning Journalist Is Teaching His Kids – Fatherly