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Author: Theodore Lee
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
Confessions of an Iranian Citizen
Living in Iran today feels less like living in a country and more like surviving inside a pressure chamber that is slowly losing oxygen.
The most crushing weight isn’t political slogans or street clashes. It’s the daily arithmetic of survival. Food, housing, water, movement, speech, education, love, faith. All of it is rationed, monitored, shrinking, or vanishing at once.
People aren’t just tired. They’re running out of future.
What on Earth Is Going On in Iran Right Now?
Iran is currently in the grip of its most significant and volatile uprising since the 1979 revolution. What began in late December 2025 as localized frustration over soaring prices has rapidly mutated into a violent, nationwide movement explicitly calling for the end of the Islamic Republic.
Unlike previous waves of unrest, which were often driven by specific social issues or concentrated among the urban middle class, today’s protests are a “revolution of the hungry.” The current crisis is characterized by a lethal government crackdown, a near-total information blackout, and a convergence of economic collapse and political fury that has brought an unprecedented cross-section of Iranian society onto the streets.
“The 9-5 is Modern Slavery”
People like to think slavery is a thing of the past, something that ended long ago. But if you take a closer look at the modern workforce, you’ll see that it never really went away—it just changed form. Today, people aren’t chained up and forced to work under threat of a whip. Instead, they’re trapped by low wages, rising costs of living, and the constant fear of losing everything if they stop working. The 9-5 job isn’t freedom—it’s a slow, quiet kind of slavery, disguised as opportunity.
“Girl at the gym rejected me but im still confused “
I (25m) met a girl (22f) at the gym, had a brief awkward conversation, and asked for her number, but she politely declined. A month later, we talked again, and the conversation was much better. She seemed interested, even complimenting me quite a bit. I gave her my number, but she never reached out.
Recently, I saw her again, and she waved, but I just smiled and continued my workout. I sensed she wanted me to approach, but I’m not interested in chasing someone who isn’t making an effort.
How should I handle this? Should I distance myself politely or wait for her to make a clearer move or try to spark up another conversation?
Linkage
I received a “friendly” DM on Nextdoor that turned out to be a global crypto scam. See the exact script and fake job posts targeting your neighborhood right now. – Shield and Fortify
5 Historic Photos That Speak Volumes – Ned Hardy
If you want to improve your health, I recommend an Apple Watch, it tracks your sleep, your fitness and alerts you to potential irregularities in your heart rate or health data before they become serious issues – Amazon
10 Hacks Every Kindle User Should Know – Lifehacker
Inside the quietest home in the world — which a Turkish architect built for himself out of medical need – NY Post
The Bullet Bra Craze in Photos: When Pointed Style Ruled Women’s Fashion – Rare Historical Photos
Stranger Things star is number one as show’s songs shoot up chart – BBC News
2026 Upcoming Games Release Schedule – GameSpot
30 Memes That Won The Internet This Week – Ned Hardy
This effortlessly turns hard cheese into fluffy snow and zests citrus perfectly, but it’s also a total game-changer for shaving chocolate over desserts, grating fresh nutmeg, or turning fibrous ginger and garlic into a smooth paste that melts right into your food. – Amazon
7 Movie Twists That Are Completely Misunderstood – Collider
China’s fentanyl crackdown led to a stunning drop in U.S. overdoses, research says – Archive.ph
12 things brides do that drives wedding guests crazy – Linkiest
Pattie Boyd reveals ‘love triangle’ letters from George Harrison and Eric Clapton – BBC News
California completely drought-free for 1st time in 25 years after winter storms – ABC7
The 250 Greatest Songs of the 21st Century So Far – Rolling Stone
GameStop starts 2026 by closing hundreds of stores as CEO gambles on $35B payday – Polygon
The Dumping Grounds
17 People Reveal The Things They Still Wish Existed From Their Childhood
1. Parents that didn’t believe that the whole world was out to kidnap / abuse / harm their children and let them go out and play instead.
2. Super Soakers. Water guns today suck, they are not even close to the first and second generation super soakers.
Confessions of a Man Who Lost His Penis To Cancer
I had my penis removed last year because of cancer.
First and foremost, just because you are not using a penis doesn’t mean you can’t have sex.
I mean, most would go “no shit Sherlock” but this was the biggest thing I feared before my surgery that I would never have sex again. In the last year, I’ve discovered this isn’t the case — yes, I can’t have natural penetrative sex (I’m not counting using a strap on) but now I define sex as so much more. We have oral sex, use our fingers, stimulate our nipples, even have kissing sessions and I count it as racy sex sessions. And when we do use a strap on for sex, it’s as a “treat”.
“I’m sick of boomers telling gen Z and millennials to “suck it up””
I’m sick of boomers telling gen Z and millennials to “suck it up” when we complain that a $60k or less salary shouldn’t force us to live mediocre lives living “frugally” like with roommates, not eating out, not going out for drinks, no vacations.
Like no, we NEED these things just to survive this capitalistic hellscape boomers have allowed to happen for the benefit of the 1%.
We should guarantee EVERYONE be able to afford their own housing, a month of vacation every year, free healthcare, student loans paid off, AT A MINIMUM.
Gen Z should not have to struggle just because older generations struggled. Give everything to us NOW.