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“I hate my life and my wife”

I’m a 30 year old man, and I hate my job. Every day feels exactly the same, and I don’t see any purpose in the work I do. I’ve been trying to find something else, but I can’t even get past the first round of interviews.

Quitting isn’t an option because I’m the only one supporting my family financially.

Things at home are just as hard. My wife is 28, and it feels like we don’t understand each other anymore. I don’t feel like I can be myself around her. She often says her life would have been better if she had married someone else. During our worst arguments, I’ve told her I wish I hadn’t married her either.

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“I Was Born With Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Here’s What My Life Is Really Like”

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People hear the words Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and immediately picture someone who can’t function. They imagine someone incapable of holding a job, maintaining relationships, or living independently. I understand why. Most people only ever hear about the most severe cases.

I’m not one of them.

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20 Fascinating Photos Collected From History – Ned Hardy

One of those rare upgrades you’ll notice every single day, it delivers an incredibly satisfying shower while using less water, and it’s built to outlast the cheap plastic ones you’ll keep replacing – Amazon

This Is the Way Out of Our Ultraprocessed Dystopia – NYTimes

This Viral Data Center Sounds Like Satan’s Buzzsaw – Gizmodo

Why Leg-Lengthening Surgeries May Soon Become Way More Common – GQ

Raven Politely Asks Man for Water – Reddit

There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With – Ned Hardy

This is the coffee grinder enthusiasts recommend when you want near-professional espresso performance without spending four figures, and it’s built to be the last grinder most people ever need. – Amazon

Lindsay Clancy goes on trial over whether postpartum psychosis drove her to kill her 3 children – Reddit

Schools are adding pepper-spraying drones to help combat active shooters – Archive.ph

10 acting performances that changed cinema forever – Far Out Magazine

A 16 year old lifeguard rescued a 10 year old boy who was being swept away by powerful waves in California. – Reddit

You Should Get to Own Your Media, Not Rent it Forever – Current Affairs

How Do You Teach Children to Have ‘Good’ Ambition? – Archive.ph

New airliner sets record flying 24 hrs nonstop from Australia to France – Ars Technica

How to have an interesting answer when someone asks, ‘What do you do for a living?’ – Upworthy

The Truth About Those “You Don’t Have to Pay Taxes” Videos

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Every few months, another video starts making the rounds online.

The title is always irresistible.

“Former IRS Employee Reveals the Truth.”

“The Income Tax Is Voluntary.”

“Everything You’ve Been Told About Taxes Is a Lie.”

“The Government Doesn’t Want You to Know This.”

Millions of people click because they want it to be true.

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Confessions of a Professional Cuddler

I’ve learned something over the last couple of years that I don’t think most people realize until they experience it firsthand: touch isn’t a luxury. It isn’t just romance or sex or something reserved for the people fortunate enough to have partners. Safe, caring human touch is one of the quiet things that keeps us emotionally alive, and when it’s missing long enough, something inside you begins to harden.

That’s really what I do for a living.

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“Caught my wife texting another man”

My wife and I have been together for nine years. Today I went to hug her from behind and noticed she was texting someone. I watched for a few seconds and saw the name was “Kal,” someone she said was from work.

I asked who Kal was. She immediately jumped and said it was a female coworker who had bought her shampoo, even showing me the shampoo as proof. But the name sounded like a man’s name, so I asked if Kal was a woman. She insisted yes.

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QUIZ: Could You Climb the Ranks of Politics? – Ned Hardy

If you’ve ever cursed a wheelbarrow for tipping over or being awkward to dump, this is one of those purchases that makes every yard project noticeably easier – Amazon

Meet the Woman Who Stands to Inherit Much of Jeffrey Epstein’s Fortune – NYTimes

Influencer killed by husband after she accused him of pedophilia on TikTok – NBC News

US pauses Iran attacks after Trump advised to halt bombing – The Guardian

LeBron’s Final Decision Is a Massive Plot Twist for the NBA – The Ringer

How To Spot Toxic Candidates In A Job Interview – Forbes

I Used ‘Cover Your Tracks’ to See What’s Following Me Online, and Yikes – Lifehacker

Today’s Internet Rabbit Hole – Ned Hardy

If you have trees or overgrown shrubs, these make cutting thick branches feel almost unfair—they’re one of those tools that instantly makes you wonder why you struggled with cheaper loppers for so long. – Amazon

America’s Big Cities Are Rapidly Losing Kids – WSJ

How the Amish Let Technology in Without Letting It Take Over – MIT Press Reader

Actors are losing roles to AI knockoffs of themselves – Archive.is

World Liberty put $800 million in the president’s pocket. Justin Sun is alleging fraud. – NYMag

In China, people are renting out their faces to AI – Rest of World

Meta glasses are killing the vibe – Vox

How the Words We Teach English Language Learners Changed – Pudding

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