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1. I feel terrible. I love this guy and he does everything he can for me. He’s the perfect partner in almost every way. Unfortunately, his penis is abnormally small, 3 inches erect. I was disappointed at first, but I really thought I could work with it. We’ve been together 6 months now and I’ve never had an orgasm from penetration.
My son is 27 and he doesn’t have any friends or social life.
He spends most of his days at home, usually shut away in his room, just staring at the wall or out the window.
He barely touches his phone anymore. He says being outside feels too overwhelming for him—he complains that it’s too noisy and bright.
There’s a certain type of person who believes that the louder they get during an argument, the more convincing they become. The moment someone challenges their reasoning, their voice starts creeping upward until they’re practically screaming.
And the funny thing is, they usually walk away believing they’ve asserted their dominance, when all they’ve really demonstrated is that they have the emotional regulation skills of a toddler who just found out the ice cream machine is broken.
There’s a funny little problem with an economy where the rich keep getting richer and everyone else keeps getting poorer.
Eventually, you run out of people who can afford to buy anything.
It’s a minor inconvenience, really. You’ve spent decades squeezing every last dollar out of the working class, buying up their homes, raising their rents, suppressing their wages, and turning basic necessities into subscription services. You’ve accumulated more money than your grandchildren’s grandchildren could spend in a thousand lifetimes.
Congratulations. You’ve won capitalism.
Now what?
18 Fascinating Photos Collected From History – Ned Hardy
If you like solving little problems around the house or just want to make random useful things on demand, this 3D printer is insanely easy to use and lets you print anything from organizers to replacement parts in minutes instead of buying them. – Amazon
Out-of-Touch Adults’ Guide to Kid Culture: What Is ‘Loser Core’? – Lifehacker
The Horrors That Could Lie Ahead if Vaccines Vanish – ProPublica
Big Tech Oligarchs Have a Terrible Plan for Humanity – Reddit
This Google Maps rival now reveals surveillance cameras around you – MakeUseOf
NASCAR legend Fred Lorenzen first driver diagnosed with CTE after donating brain – Motorsport
What to Talk About in Therapy – Psychology Today
27 Work Memes That Perfectly Capture Modern Burnout – Ned Hardy
These are better than regular dish sponges because they change firmness with water temperature, scrub away stubborn grime without scratching most surfaces, rinse clean easily, and resist odors longer than traditional sponges. – Amazon
Murder suspect breaks through a wall and escapes interrogation room – Reddit
Ticket resale giants sue Washington DC over new law that caps scalper markups at 10% – TechSpot
How to Raise a Super Hardy, Resilient Child – A Fine Parent – A Fine Parent
How Nathan Fielder Became Our Preeminent Prankster Sociologist – The Ringer
Imagine you’re offered a deal.
Starting tomorrow, you get to live your absolute dream life. And by dream life, we mean whatever your idea of a perfect life looks like.
Maybe it’s being a billionaire, traveling the world on a private jet, and never working another day in your life. Maybe it’s having a beautiful family, a loving partner, and a peaceful home in the countryside. Maybe it’s becoming a famous musician, a world-class athlete, or simply waking up every morning without a single financial worry.
Whatever your dream life looks like, you get it. You decide what that means, and everything falls into place to make it happen.
But there’s one catch.
Your lifespan will be shortened by 15 years. Those years are taken from the end of your natural life. You won’t know when you would have died, and once you accept, there’s no going back.
