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The Uncomfortable Truth About Marriage

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So, you’ve tied the knot. You had the big fancy wedding, posted all the obligatory honeymoon pics on Instagram, and now you’re back to normal life as a married couple. Time to just coast on marital bliss for the next 50 years, right? Wrong.

Here’s the thing no one tells you about marriage: The wedding isn’t the finish line – it’s the starting gun. All that romance and excitement leading up to the big day? That’s just the shiny packaging. The real “prize” inside is a hell of a lot of hard work.

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Tales From the Trenches of Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp – Slate

On self-driving, Waymo is playing chess while Tesla plays checkers – ARS Technica

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A big survey asked Americans about their finances. Here are some trouble spots – NPR

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Yes, you can still visit Bob Dole’s 1996 campaign website – Dole Kemp ‘ 96

14 Men And Women Talk About The Best Sex They Ever Had (And What Made It  Amazing) – Thought Catalog

How a great conversation is like a game of catch – Ideas

A Civilian’s Primer on Military Rank and Insignia – The Art Of Manliness

12 People Who Survived a Suicide Attempt Reveal Their Last Thoughts Before Attempting To Take Their Own Lives

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1. Tried to overdose on Oxycontin, last thoughts were immediate regret after I pushed the plunger on the syringe all the way down, all I felt was remorse and sadness that I wouldn’t be alive anymore. Woke up 20-24 hours later extremely grateful to be alive and got help with my drug addiction, now 4 year sober on 8/14.

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“My Jiu-Jitsu trained girlfriend choked me out and now I feel helpless”

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My gf and I have been dating for about 6 months. We both go to the same school, so we see each other all the time, and are both going to graduate in June. We have had a great relationship, and I have no reason to dislike her. She is a rational, level-headed, and smart woman who I absolutely trust.

My gf is trained in Jiu Jitsu and I believe she is decently good (I’ve never seen her fight). She has been training at a fancy gym consistently since she started college 5 years ago. I have zero self defense training as I don’t have the time or money to go to classes or a martial arts gym. I boxed briefly in early college but had to quit pretty early on because I got a new job.

So last night we had just got back from my friends birthday party and we started to mess around. Sometimes we play fight and wrestle around, normal couple things.

But last night while we were rolling around out of nowhere she puts me in an ACTUAL head lock.

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Is It True That No Member of The Sex Pistols Could Play Their Instruments?

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No it isn’t.

Sid Vicious was just as incompetent as you’ve heard, unable to tune or play his bass, but he wasn’t chosen for the band for his musicianship.

The Pistols’ manager Malcolm McLaren fancied that he was making some sort of artistic statement through the look and style of the band as well as through their music, and he thought Sid represented the sort of nihilistic, destructive force he wanted punk to be. Plus he was a good looking lad (under all the hairspray and the sneer) who oozed danger and looked good with his shirt off.

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What Happens When You Use Money to Attract Women

Money can buy a lot of things: cars, houses, yachts, a better education, the latest gadgets, and even an island or two if you’re into that sort of thing. But there’s one thing it can’t buy: genuine human connection. Yet, many men fall into the trap of using their wealth to attract women. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well. Here’s what really happens when you use money to attract women and why it’s a terrible idea.

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‘The Smashing Machine’ First Look: Dwayne Johnson Transforms Into MMA Icon Mark Kerr in Benny Safdie’s A24 Drama – Variety

Why Do We Even Listen to New Music? – Pitchfork

Millennials have a fresh take on the FIRE movement, and it’s less about taking it easy in retirement – Business Insider

Can mindfulness really make you happy, lower your blood pressure and improve your sleep? – The Guardian

What might have caused the helicopter crash that killed Iran’s president – NPR

FBI Arrests Man For Generating AI Child Sexual Abuse Imagery – 404 Media

The Highest Paid CEOs of 2023 – WSJ

The Wizard of Sin City: A Gritty Reimagining of Oz – Ned Hardy

Install a keyless entry lock. I know it’s not a huge thing, but no longer carrying a key ring every day of your life is actually pretty amazing – Amazon

How 3M Executives Convinced a Scientist the Forever Chemicals She Found in Human Blood Were Safe – Pro Publica

Caitlin Clark Lands Wilson Contract; 1st Athlete Since Michael Jordan with Collection – Bleacher Report

Nova explosion visible to the naked eye expected any day now – ARS Technica

Batman: The Animated Series – The 15 Best Episodes – Den of Geek

Five ways criminals are using AI – Technology Review

The Legal and Financial Consequences of Living With Your Ex – Life Hacker

9 Popular Social Habits that Drain the Life Out of Our Relationships – Marc and Angel

10 ways to get the most out of your time on this planet – Ideas

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