November is men’s health awareness month. In honor of that, this extremely thoughtful hot chick attached a camera to her yoga pant-clad ass in an effort to get guys to stare at it. And stare they did.
This video was made to remind men that although looking at a hot chicks ass is the tops, sometimes we should look at our own assholes too, because prostate cancer is second-leading cause of cancer death in American men and if detected early, prostate cancer is nearly 100% preventable.
“Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for your convenience, not the callers. Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. Don’t forget, a person’s greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated. Don’t major in minor things. Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Helen Keller, Leonardo Da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. Don’t spread yourself too thin. Learn to say no politely and quickly. Don’t use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved. Don’t waste time grieving over past mistakes Learn from them and move on. Every person needs to have their moment in the sun, when they raise their arms in victory, knowing that on this day, at his hour, they were at their very best. Get your priorities straight. No one ever said on his death bed, ‘Gee, if I’d only spent more time at the office’. Give people a second chance, but not a third. Judge your success by the degree that you’re enjoying peace, health and love. Learn to listen. Opportunity sometimes knocks very softly. Leave everything a little better than you found it. Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life and death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems. Never cut what can be untied. Never overestimate your power to change others. Never underestimate your power to change yourself. Remember that overnight success usually takes about fifteen years. Remember that winners do what losers don’t want to do. Seek opportunity, not security. A boat in harbor is safe, but in time its bottom will rot out. Spend less time worrying who’s right, more time deciding what’s right. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life. Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get. The importance of winning is not what we get from it, but what we become because of it. When facing a difficult task, act as though it’s impossible to fail.”
— Jackson Brown Jr.
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13 Thoughts Every Guy Has Had During Sex – Linkiest
Hot girls who got that selfie game down – Bro My God
Tara Reid – Bikini Photos at a Beach in Hawaii – G-Celeb
The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week – Celeb Slam
The Absolute Hottest Jennifer Lawrence Photos – Radass
How Exactly Has Star Wars Made $37 Billion? – Wired
The Greatest Photo Gallery In The History Of The Internet – World Wide Interweb
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Objects That Objectify Women: 5 Hilarious Products – Double Viking
The ‘Jurassic World’ Teaser Has Arrived – The Blemish
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Does Porn Have a Place in a Man’s Life? – Chad Howse
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