The weekend is over, the Super Bowl festivities has ended and all the joy and excitement coming into the weekend has faded into obscurity as you step into the mind numbing space of your cubicle. I offer my condolences and offer this gallery of a hottie named Jessie Rogers as a consolation for having to deal with 40 more hours of insanity. Check out the rest of the gallery here and follow her on Twitter here
If you’re not follwing us on Twitter, you are missing out – Twitter
The Dramatic Cat…So F’in LOL (GIF) – We Rule The Internet
Just A Random Collection Of Awesome Things – Ned Hardy
America needs to implement this policy now (PIC) – Awesome Galore
10 Things All Men Should Know – The Slingshot
Casey is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor
Top 10 Video Game Weapons – Crowd Ignite
Time to judge the Twin Peaks Bikini contests (25 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
Kelly Brook Is Sexy In Ibiza – Pick Me Up News
Dynamic duo of hotness – Double Viking
Selena Gomez Bikini Photos in Brazil – G-Celeb
Ariana Grande Tongues An Ice Cream – Celeb Jihad
Kana Tsugihara sexy black bikini - Linkiest
They’re Uncoachable: Anne and Kate Are Twice as Nice – Uncoached
A Gallery of the Most Egregious Video Game Console Knockoffs – Unreality Mag
The Hottest Girl Galleries on BroBible This Week – Bro Bible
Catrinel Menghia is so hot and perfect your eyes will melt – Brosome
Christina Hendricks in Cosmopolitan UK March 2012 – Yeeeah
Charlie Laine is in my brain – Regretful Morning
Homemade Sherlock Holmes Fight Video – Ego TV
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Banned’s Great Gallery – Banned In Hollywood
Erin Andrews Says Brooklyn Decker Is Her Life & Goddess.com – Busted Coverage
Las Vegas: Irina Shayk & Jessica White @ 1 OAK in The Mirage – Moe Jackson
AFTERNOON PICK-ME-UP: Chloe Hemmat – F-Listed
The big day is upon us and you got the huge 150 inch tv installed in your living room. You got 3 kegs of beer and an ungodly amount of top shelf liquor that would make an AA meeting tremble in its feet. Now comes the food and while every other Joe Blow is serving up a few bags of Doritos, some pizza and a party tray from Costco, you up the ante and serve up a few of these epic Super Bowl approved food concotions…..
Schnitzels and Things
1 veal, 1 pork and 2 chicken schnitzels, layered with 4 hash browns, 10 rashers of bacon and mozzarella.
Death Sausage
3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon flavored seasoning salt. [click to continue…]
It’s a fact, like the sun will rise tomorrow morning or the fact that I will get a boner from looking at pictures of skanks on the internet. Women will test you every chance they get. Why, you ask? They need to know that you have a backbone, that you’ll set limits, that you’ll stand up for yourself. It makes them feel safe when you won’t take any crap. It somehow provides them with reassurance that you are strong enough and confident enough to fight back when you’re provoked and that you’re capable of protecting them from danger. And not being able to pass these tests is the surest way to know that you will be going home with your head tucked between your legs and your right hand to console you from such a failure. Here’s a few examples of common shit test thrown out by women with the corresponding correct and wrong way to answer and pass such tests.
“I’m mad at you!”
This is a fairly common one. I’ve had this one thrown at me from both a serious and playful side (more often playful).
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BETA RESPONSES: ”Why? What did I do?” or “Hey, how can I make it up to you? What can I do to make it better?”
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ALPHA RESPONSES: ”Good.” “Sweet, I like you better mad.” “That’s too bad, frowning causes wrinkles.” “Ooh, say something angry!”
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