The Dumping Grounds
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Laughter Is The Best Medicine, Here Are 28 Pictures Towards Your Health
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22 Things A Burglar Would Never Tell You
May 15, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: main |
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste… and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.
4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..
5. If it snows while you’re out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.
6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don’t let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it’s set. That makes it too easy.
7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom – and your jewelry. It’s not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.
8. It’s raining, you’re fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door – understandable. But understand this: I don’t take a day off because of bad weather.
9. I always knock first. If you answer, I’ll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don’t take me up on it.)
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A Handy Dandy Guide On What To Do If You Were The First Ever Human To Make Alien Contact
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Brittany Santos Eases The Next 8 Hours
May 15, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Babes |
Here’s a darn awesome gallery of pics of a damn hot model named Brittany Santos to help you ease through the next 8 hours. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here
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The Dumping Grounds
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5 Legendary Barney Stinson Quotes to Help You With Women
May 14, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Pickup |
by Nick Notas
I just started watching How I Met Your Mother (I know, I’m late to the party) and I’m constantly inspired by Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson. His fearlessness, brutal honesty, unrelenting optimism, and impeccable sense of style make him a character I can look up to (most of the time.)
Granted, I don’t agree with him on certain points, but damn he has some nuggets of wisdom. If you’re ready to take advice from the epic NPH, then suit up!
A week? That’s like a year in hot girl time.
The longer you wait to take action with a girl, the less likely it is that something will happen. If you get her number, hit her up within 24 hours. If you want to get her on a date, ask her. If you like a girl you’ve been friends with, show her. If you think she looks cute in her dress, tell her. If you want to kiss her, go for it.
Why play the waiting game and “hope it happens”? That rarely works and you’ll end up losing more opportunities than you’ll gain. Strike when the iron is hot — before someone else does and while she’s still interested. Great women don’t wait around.
Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You’re like God. There is no one hotter than God.
Be proud of what you do! It doesn’t matter if you’re a software developer, an aspiring writer, a barista, or a male nurse. There’s value in every job and you should never downplay your abilities. Speak with passion in your voice.
Software developers influence everything we do. Writers fill our hearts and minds with imagination and have the power to change the world. Without baristas we’d all be tired allthe time (well, most of us.) And nurses, save lives.
How does your job benefit society? Who do you help? What’s exciting about it? Own your career path and I guarantee she’ll find it sexy.
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20 Seriously Awesome Ideas For Lunch
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Pictures Of A Hot Hawaiian Tropics Model Eases The Pain And Suffering Of Monday
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Even though Monday has reared its ugly head and another 40 hours of mind numbing work lies ahead of us, take solace in the fact that there is an awesome gallery of a Hawaiian Tropic’s model named Allira Cohrs to ease the pain and suffering. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here
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