$5,000 Burger And 5 Of The Most Expensive Dishes in the World- Worthly
A Tribute To The Majestic Beauty Of The Animal Kingdom – Ned Hardy
15 Signs That She’s Into You – Hexagram
Jennifer Lawrence: The Hottest Photos On The Internet – Crowd Ignite
Carmen Rose is like dayuuuum! – Bro My God
7 signs your job is slowly killing you – Business Insider
Backup dancer will mesmerize you..yes she will! (video) – Leenks
Floyd Mayweather Is In The Market For A $4.8M Koenigsegg – Jalopnik
13 Signs You’re Wasting Life But You Can’t Admit It – Linkiest
Lindsey Pelas Is a Jungle Girl! – G-Celeb
Test Pilot Admits The F-35 Can’t Dogfight – Medium
Hot Girls in Nature (42 Photos) – Radass
Award-Winning Short Animation About A Lost Soul Meeting Death – Bored Panda
35 of The Sexiest Butts Found On Internet – Regretful Morning
Engineer Tears Down Beats Headphones & Reveals How Much The Parts Actually Cost – Your EDM
This hottie is representing the USA in the best way possible – Double Viking
9 Reasons You Should Take A Nap This Afternoon – Distractify
Kim Kardashian is really proud of her nipples – Celeb Slam
Kimbo Slice vs Police Officer Sean Gannon – Youtube
College Babe of the Day – Lita Isabella from Uni of Nottingham – College Envy
What porn would a porn star watch if a porn star would watch porn? – Happy Place
Toyota All-terrain Sienna Minivan – The Gentleman’s Garage
Anthony Davis’ Rumored Contract Extension With Pelicans Is Brow-Raising – Complex
“It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: "Would someone please acknowledge me?”
― Marc Maron
OK, here’s how basic asexuality works for me. And it took me until 40 to figure it out. The only times I’ve wanted sex, was simply out of hope that This Would Be It, I would finally feel what other people feel!
Aaaand it never happened. Sex for me was an awkward, boring, kind of gross experience. Every single time.
And I was married and had three kids.
I faked it, EVERY TIME. Because it was always a weird, messy, body function that was slightly more pleasant than washing dishes. A chore.
I lost my virginity at 21, because I was curious. And I thought, “That’s it?”
After I divorced. I tried dating a bunch of times. I had emotional crushes on people (men and women both), but it never went sexual. No matter how much I wanted it to. I would get crushes on celebrities and fictional characters, but never pictured myself doing The Deed with them.
I would have sex with men I dated. And I always and to fake it no matter how much I liked the guy. And I really liked some of the guys an awful lot.
Whenever I did masturbate, I would picture someone who wasn’t me having things done to them that were hot. It was usually two guys, because I don’t know what it feels like to be a guy, so I can make up what it feels like.
In my “fantasy” sex mind, sex always feels like how I want it to feel. Basically just the orgasm part. And orgasms are great and all, but not nearly as important to me as it is to most people.
Ugh this is hard to explain. I once had a mad crush on a man, when I was in the Navy. He was the husband of a friend, and I just adored this guy. He was funny and awesome! I wanted to hang around him all the time. I wanted to be special to him.
It was never sexual. I just didn’t understand that at 20.
Just a blind dog playing fetch
Steven Matz’ grandpa watches his grandson’s MLB debut
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10 of the Craziest Military Training Exercises – Linkiest
Loading A Truck Onto A Ship With Wooden Planks…Crazy f**ks! – Leenks
Walmart Is Very Sorry It Made an ISIS Cake – Gawker
Emma Watson at the British Summertime Festival in London – G-Celeb
This American Bro: A Portrait of the Worst Guy Ever – VICE
Ali Cobrin is Sexy (34 Photos) – Radass
How Music Producer Scott Storch Amassed a $30 Million Fortune and Blew It Overnight – Complex
23 Celebrity Couples We Forgot About – Regretful Morning
Rappers Reveal Their Favorite Way to Get F*cked Up – First We Feast
Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation and in a bikini – Celeb Slam
15 Albums That Cost a Fortune to Make – Mental Floss
The 30 Funniest Strip Club Names Of All Time – World Wide Interweb
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Everything You Need To Know About The Unfolding Greek Crisis – Quartz
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Man Figures Out How To Make His Lawn Mow Itself – Youtube
Paris Hilton Cries for Her Life When She Thinks She’s Going to Die in Plane Prank – The Blemish