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Attack Of The GIFs

February 6, 2012

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The weekend is over, the Super Bowl festivities has ended and all the joy and excitement coming into the weekend has faded into obscurity as you step into the mind numbing space of your cubicle. I offer my condolences and offer this gallery of a hottie named Jessie Rogers as a consolation for having to deal with 40 more hours of insanity. Check out the rest of the gallery here and follow her on Twitter here

 

If you’re not follwing us on Twitter, you are missing out – Twitter

The Dramatic Cat…So F’in LOL (GIF) – We Rule The Internet

Just A Random Collection Of Awesome Things – Ned Hardy

America needs to implement this policy now (PIC) – Awesome Galore

10 Things All Men Should Know – The Slingshot

Casey is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

Top 10 Video Game Weapons – Crowd Ignite

Time to judge the Twin Peaks Bikini contests (25 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Kelly Brook Is Sexy In Ibiza – Pick Me Up News

Dynamic duo of hotness – Double Viking

Selena Gomez Bikini Photos in Brazil – G-Celeb

Ariana Grande Tongues An Ice Cream – Celeb Jihad

Kana Tsugihara sexy black bikini - Linkiest

They’re Uncoachable: Anne and Kate Are Twice as Nice – Uncoached

A Gallery of the Most Egregious Video Game Console Knockoffs – Unreality Mag

The Hottest Girl Galleries on BroBible This Week – Bro Bible

Catrinel Menghia is so hot and perfect your eyes will melt – Brosome

Christina Hendricks in Cosmopolitan UK March 2012 – Yeeeah

Charlie Laine is in my brain – Regretful Morning

Homemade Sherlock Holmes Fight Video – Ego TV

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Banned’s Great Gallery – Banned In Hollywood

Erin Andrews Says Brooklyn Decker Is Her Life & Goddess.com – Busted Coverage

Las Vegas: Irina Shayk & Jessica White @ 1 OAK in The Mirage – Moe Jackson

AFTERNOON PICK-ME-UP: Chloe Hemmat – F-Listed

The big day is upon us and you got the huge 150 inch tv installed in your living room. You got 3 kegs of beer and an ungodly amount of top shelf liquor that would make an AA meeting tremble in its feet. Now comes the food and while every other Joe Blow is serving up a few bags of Doritos, some pizza and a party tray from Costco, you up the ante and serve up a few of these epic Super Bowl approved food concotions…..

man food

Schnitzels and Things

1 veal, 1 pork and 2 chicken schnitzels, layered with 4 hash browns, 10 rashers of bacon and mozzarella.

 

death sausage

Death Sausage

3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon flavored seasoning salt. [click to continue…]

daily dumpage

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shit test

It’s a fact, like the sun will rise tomorrow morning or the fact that I will get a boner from looking at pictures of skanks on the internet. Women will test you every chance they get. Why, you ask? They need to know that you have a backbone, that you’ll set limits, that you’ll stand up for yourself. It makes them feel safe when you won’t take any crap. It somehow provides them with reassurance that you are strong enough and confident enough to fight back when you’re provoked and that you’re capable of protecting them from danger. And not being able to pass these tests is the surest way to know that you will be going home with your head tucked between your legs and your right hand to console you from such a failure. Here’s a few examples of common shit test thrown out by women with the corresponding correct and wrong way to answer and pass such tests.

“I’m mad at you!”

This is a fairly common one. I’ve had this one thrown at me from both a serious and playful side (more often playful).

  • BETA RESPONSES: ”Why? What did I do?” or “Hey, how can I make it up to you? What can I do to make it better?”

  • ALPHA RESPONSES: ”Good.” “Sweet, I like you better mad.” “That’s too bad, frowning causes wrinkles.” “Ooh, say something angry!”

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awesome pictures

awesome pictures

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mercedes zetros luxury

This one goes out to all the individuals, who need a super solid, super luxurious,  6×6, 7.2-liter inline-six diesel engine, 326 horsepower, 960 pound-feet of torque RV, for all their Zombie Apocalypse surviving needs. Luxury amenities include: full bedroom, living room, kitchen and bathroom (complete with shower, marble tiles and under-floor heating). 46-inch flat-screen TV monitors, outdoor grilles, Bose sound systems, self-adjusting motorized satellite dishes, Wi-Fi and a storage space for an ATV.

mercedes zetros luxury

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