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49 Things They Never Told You About Being A Chef

March 23, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: TRUTH |

When people are thinking of taking their first steps into kitchens, many around them are quick to give advice. They will warn of the toil involved, the strength of character and the stamina that are needed, the long hours… But however much warning is given, one is always quick to disregard it and shrug one’s shoulders because really, how hard can it be?

In my years working in kitchens I have seen hundreds come and go; eager at the start but quickly disenchanted and just as eager to get out. Only a small percentage of people who walk into the world of gastronomy stay there once faced with this harsh environment.

Below is a list that I compiled of all the realities of day to day life as a chef, based on my own experience as well as on my observations.

What you can expect from making a living in a professional kitchen:

  1. You’ll almost always have open wounds on your hands and arms.

  2. You’ll never meet new people because your social life deteriorates into non-existence.

  3. You’ll find it hard to start relationships because alone time will become a precious thing.

  4. You’ll lose your social skills.

  5. Your sense of humour will degrade into the politically incorrect and socially unacceptable.

  6. You’ll eventually start swearing like a sailor and you won’t even notice yourself doing it.

  7. You’ll turn into an anorak/monomaniac and always turn all conversations back to food.

  8. You’ll earn a pittance for years/decades.

  9. You’ll either lose a vast amount of weight or gain a vast amount of weight.

  10. You’ll never ever have a tan ever again.

  11. You won’t become famous.

  12. You’ll develop a habit, whether it be coffee, cigarettes, alcohol, gambling, cannabis, cocaine, or even red bull.

  13. Your feet will get destroyed.

  14. Your back will get destroyed.

  15. Your hands will get destroyed.

  16. You’ll live in a constant state of sleep deprivation, indefinitely.

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"So if I asked you about art you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that.

If I asked you about women you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.

You’re a tough kid. I ask you about war, and you’d probably, uh, throw Shakespeare at me, right? “Once more into the breach, dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help.

And if I asked you about love you probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like! God put an angel on earth just for you…who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel and to have that love for her to be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting’ up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term visiting hours don’t apply to you.

You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.

I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.

But you’re a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and you ripped my fuckin’ life apart.

You’re an orphan right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard ! your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some fuckin’ book.

Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief."

- Good Will Hunting

 

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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos

March 23, 2015 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Interesting |

This is how Chinese soilders keep their posture

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Top google searches for “how much does _____ cost”

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A Tour Inside One Of Google’s Massive Data Center…Insane!

March 23, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Interesting |

Big Data - A Google Data Center Tour

Inside the campus network room, routers and switches allow each of Google’s data centers to talk to each other. The fiber optic networks connecting our sites can run at speeds that are more than 200,000 times faster than a typical home Internet connection. The fiber cables run along the yellow cable trays near the ceiling.

 

Google’s Council Bluffs data center provides over 115,000 square feet of space. They make the best out of every inch, so you can use services like Search and YouTube in the most efficient way possible

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Hot Babe Of The Day: Hannah

March 23, 2015 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Babes |

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Get Yo Self Some Motivation Before You Head Into Monday

March 22, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Motivation |

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The Recap

March 22, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Recap |

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

March 21, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Links |

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A Few Pictures Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face – Ned Hardy

You should definitely know about Samantha Hoops – Bro My God

36 Movie Theater Secrets They Don’t Want You to Know – Linkiest

Wildly inappropriate childrens books – Leenks

10 Painfully Obvious Truths Everyone Forgets Too Soon – Marc And Angel

Casino to Gamblers: You Owe Us $1.5M Beccause Dealer Forgot To Shuffle Deck – Newser

Jessica Lowndes Wore Tights in Los Angeles – G-Celeb

Hot Girls in Nature (34 Pics) – Radass

Selfies Taken Moments Before Death (8 Pics) – Regretful Morning

This is one fine ass woman – Double Viking

The Top 35 Photos Of Victoria Justice – Bad Sentinel

Mexican wrestler dies in the ring in front of thousands of people – Youtube

15 Stunning Disneyland Foods and Drinks Worth Waiting in Line For – Food Beast

The new Kate Upton is awesome – Celeb Slam

Awesome And Funny Things People Found In Grand Theft Auto V – Unreality Mag

Suge Knight Collapses After Judge Sets $25m Bail…LOL! – The Blemish

Lead prosecutor apologizes for role in sending man to death row – Shreveport Times

 That 90’s Nostalgia That Will Bring a Tear To Your Childhood Life – The Rackup

Brabus 850 6.0 Biturbo Coupe…WOW! – The Gentleman’s Garage

Best Booty On The Internet Canidate: Lisa Morales – Playboy


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The Dumping Grounds

March 20, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

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funny pictures and videos of the day

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