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Author: Theodore Lee

Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity,  you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
Life Advice

Why Feeling “Behind” Makes You Easy Prey for Scams and Bad Investments

Let’s just get this out of the way:
If you feel like you’re “behind in life,” you are the scammer’s favorite type of person.

Not because you’re dumb. Not because you’re reckless. But because you’re hungry. Desperate. Searching for the secret cheat code to catch up to everyone else.

And when you’re desperate, your judgment goes to shit.

Read the rest: Why Feeling “Behind” Makes You Easy Prey for Scams and Bad Investments
Life Advice

If You’re Planning to Get Married, Read This

Look, if you’re not ready to make your partner your priority, then do the world a favor and don’t get married.

Marriage isn’t a status update. It’s not a ring, a dress, a party, or a highlight reel for your Instagram followers. It’s a f***ing commitment. A brutal, inconvenient, uncomfortable, beautiful commitment.

And that means this: your partner comes first. Emotionally. Mentally. Logistically.

Read the rest: If You’re Planning to Get Married, Read This
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What It Feels Like to Risk Your Life as a Deep-Sea Diver on an Offshore Oil Rig – Esquire

A Damn Fine Collection of Fascinating Photos – Ned Hardy

Read this if you want a deeper understanding of strength, humanity, and what makes life worth living – Amazon

15 Comics That Turned Their Fans Against Them – Ranker

The rich have a wealth gap, too – Archive.ph

Why Each 2025 MLB Playoff Team Will—or Won’t—Win the World Series – The Ringer

A technical fight at the gym ends respectfully between these gentlemen – Reddit

21 Purr-fectly Hilarious Cat Memes You Need Right Now – Ned Hardy

If you are looking for a good pair of desktop speakers, these might be the best bang-for-your-buck setup out there — clear highs, punchy bass, and zero hassle – Amazon

OpenAI’s New Sora App Lets You Deepfake Yourself for Entertainment – Wired

The Lucid Air Sapphire Just Set a New 0–60-MPH Record! – MotorTrend

The Best Horror Movie From Each Year – Ultimate Classic Rock

7 signs that you’re getting old – Linkiest

AI is reshaping childhood in China – Rest of World

These 4 words can keep a conversation flowing forever no matter how bad you are at small talk – Upworthy

How Pornography Can Ruin Your Sex Life – Mark Manson

Advice Column

“My mom says I’m obligated to her because she born me”

Earlier today, my mother just scream at me.

She screamed, “A child who thought that parents are not children’s obligation is a useless child. Why? Because everything that the parents did to their children when they were still a kid must be paid by their children.

They have to pay the parents. And they mustn’t keep their salary a secret, because the parents have the right to know their salary, the parents have right to know if it’s increases… To really know, how much money they must have from their children.

Children need to pay their parents from the day they were born to the day how they earned money.”

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Advice Column

“My wife’s best friend embarrassed me”

My (32M) wife (40F) and her best friend (43F) were all hanging out at the house with a few of her other friends. Her best friend kept trying to pull me off the couch to take a shot.

She grabbed both my legs and pulled me right off the couch we started like play wrestling . We were drunk and it was all out of fun. I’m 5’3 and about 130 pounds . She’s the same height as me but weighs more.

I tried grabbing her legs and tackling her but she just pushed me to the ground and had me pinned. I was trying as hard as I could to get up and started turning bright red and my wife and all her friends started laughing so hard. Her friend was barely trying and was able to just keep me pinned there.

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Life Advice

Porn and Sexualized Content Steal From You

I used to think porn was harmless. Just a little dopamine detour. A victimless habit. No big deal. I wasn’t hurting anyone. I wasn’t cheating. I was just… blowing off steam. Literally and metaphorically.

But after years of this quiet, private ritual, I started to notice something uncomfortable:

Something was missing. Or more accurately, something was being taken from me.

Read the rest: Porn and Sexualized Content Steal From You
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The American Civil War in Pictures – Ned Hardy

These rice cookers are like the Porsche of the rice cooking world. You can use much less expensive options, and they will cook rice fine, but not as nicely – Amazon

Charlie Javice sentenced to 7 years in prison for fraudulent $175M sale of financial aid startup – NBC News

White House to Announce ‘TrumpRx’ Drug-Buying Website, Deal With Pfizer – WSJ

Forget the AL MVP Race. Cal Raleigh Has Already Defined the Season. – The Ringer

‘Reading Rainbow’ Returns: Classic PBS Show Rebooted 20 Years After Final Episode – Hollywood Reporter

The Rule of the Shrinking Dollar in Retirement – Kiplinger

AI Actress Tilly Norwood Condemned by SAG-AFTRA: Tilly ‘Is Not an Actor… It Has No Life Experience to Draw From, No Emotion’ – Variety

Let’s Take A Stroll Through The Art Museum – Ned Hardy

Get yourself a headlamp, it’s so absurdly useful it’s not even funny. Great for emergencies, nighttime walks, reading in bed, hiking, and more – Amazon

8 Best Games To Play When You’re Burnt Out – The Gamer

Could You Survive the Black Death, the Sack of Rome and Other Historical Catastrophes? – Smithsonian Magazine

Madagascar’s president dissolves government amid youth-led protests – The Guardian

Crazy Photos of the Daredevil Sky Boys who Built the Empire State Building, 1930-1931 – Rare Historical Photos

The 7 Deadliest Snipers of World War II – Linkiest

Ranked: Gas Prices Around the World in 2025 – Visual Capitalist