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Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
Car Thieves Completely Plunder Mercedes While Owner Is Sleeping
Paul Hampton was woken at 5am by a neighbor telling him to take a look at his car. He assumed he would find his C-Class AMG had been damaged, but instead saw it just a shell standing on bricks.
Thieves stole almost everything but the car itself. They got away with the doors, the hood, his seats, the tires, and even his trunk. The front bumper and headlights were partly removed, suggesting the crooks may have been disturbed and fled. According to the insurance company, the damage is 19k in total.
“I stepped outside the front door, I just couldn’t believe what I was seeing. They hadn’t damaged any panels and didn’t leave fingerprints. These seem to be professionals working in a team of five or six."
Picture of the Day
NASA is about to launch a telescope that can witness the creation of stars and planets 13.8 billion years ago
The James Webb Space Telescope is scheduled for launch in 2021. The Webb telescope will be the premier observatory of the next decade, serving thousands of astronomers worldwide. It will study every phase in the history of our Universe, ranging from the first luminous glows after the Big Bang, to the formation of solar systems capable of supporting life on planets like Earth, to the evolution of our own Solar System.
The Daily Man-Up
Distinguishing the key differences between Nice Guys and genuinely good men.
In this world, there is a subset of men that believe women are only attracted to assholes.
Which is true, if you preface this belief with ‘very few’.
The vast majority of women are attracted to good men.
The subset of men that believe otherwise are Nice Guys.
What’s a Nice Guy?
A man that displays overwhelming acts of kindness towards women, with a firm expectation of immediate romantic or sexual rewards.
Some of the common traits of a Nice Guy include:
Linkage
Good Guy Policeman Looks Out For Dog (video) – Leenks
Biden, Pence Make Preparations To Get COVID-19 Vaccine – NPR
Congressional leaders add stimulus checks to $900 billion relief package as they near deal – Reuters
The best Lego set for adults. Fun to put together and awesome to display – Amazon
A Complete Guide to Brindle French Bulldogs – Ned Hardy
An ex-cop held an A/C repairman at gunpoint over a false claim he had 750,000 fake ballots – Houston Chronicle
Bitcoin breaks above $20,000 for the first time ever – CNBC
The Definitive Superfood Ranking – Outside
The 20 Best TV Shows of 2020 – Rolling Stone
Instagram model with over 12 million followers dies after plastic surgery in Colombia – Meaww
Wannabe Instagram star allegedly ripped mom’s heart out in shocking murder – NY Post
These Photos Are Painful, But We All Need to See Them – Feature Shoot
Snowflake CEO Collects a $108 Million Payout — Every Month – Bloomberg
MacKenzie Scott, ex-wife of Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, gave away more than $4 billion over the last 4 months to help those impacted economically by the pandemic – CBS
The Four Things That Make Practically Everyone Feel Loved, According to a New Survey – Quartz
Gal Gadot Has The Correct Reaction To Trying Taco Bell For The First Time – Ruin My Week
Door Dash pays their drivers $1.45/hr after expenses according to a study – Payup
AUDIO LEAK: Raging Tom Cruise warns movie crew they’re ‘f***ing gone’ if they break covid rules – The Sun
Trump Quickly Identifies As Woman So Kamala Harris Can’t Claim To Be The First Female President – Babylon Bee
How the COVID-19 vaccines from Moderna and Pfizer compare head to head – LA Times
What the Dippin’ Dots ‘cold chain’ can teach us about COVID-19 vaccines – Popular Science
These Conservation Stories Prove 2020 Was Not All Bad News – Smithsonian
Instagram Model Claims Her Giant Fake Boobs Kept a Well-Known Soccer Player From Going Public With Their Relationship – Egotastic Sports
Hennessey Venom F5 First Look: America’s 1,800-HP, 311-MPH Hypercar – Motor Trend
33 Stupidly Simple Ways To Spread Positivity In A Shitty Year – Thought Catalog
An Agent’s Mistake Cost an N.B.A. Player $3 Million. He Paid Him Back – AM
The price of electric car batteries has dropped 89% in 10 years – Fast Co
Caveman’s Favorite Products Of 2020 Part 3
The Koss Porta Pros with the YAXI Earpads upgrade is a hard to beat combo for under $40
The sound of the Porta Pro is otherworldly, considering its tiny size and affordable price. Bass is powerful and punchy, but it doesn’t bleed into the mids. The mids are nice, smooth, and na\tural, with no hint of harshness or artificial grain. The highs are rolled off, but still detailed enough to hear, providing a rather relaxed, easy-listening type of sound that you could listen to for hours without fatigue.
What’s It Like To Regret Having Your Child?
I regret having my 9 year old with autism and oppositional defiance disorder every single day. She is very verbal and can be as sweet as a peach when she gets her way, but doing the hard work of parenting her correctly has been a nightmare.
She was an unwanted pregnancy when I was a dumb 20 year old. I was in a lot of psych meds before I realized I was pregnant that I think messed her brain up. I had taken plan B perfectly like on the instructions the one time I had unprotected sex, I figured that would have been the end of that worry. I didn’t realize I was pregnant until she was about 10 weeks gestation and immediately stopped taking my meds but alas. By the time I could get the money together for an abortion (the closest planned parenthood was a 7 hour drive so no-go there) the pregnancy was too far along. I wish I would have looked into adoption now.
Picture of the Day
Marshall Applewhite was the leader of the UFO religious millenarian cult Heaven’s Gate, whose members committed mass suicide in March of 1997 after drinking applesauce laced with phenobarbital, believing the oncoming Hale-Bopp comet was being trailed by a spaceship that would absorb their souls
On March 26, 1997, 39 members of the Heaven’s Gate cult were found dead in a mass suicide. Led by a self-described prophet named Marshall Applewhite, followers believed that a heavenly UFO was trailing the Hale–Bopp Comet — and this was their only chance to escape Earth before it was “recycled” and wiped clean. Once they hopped aboard, they would be on their way to a much better planet. And since their human bodies were merely “vehicles,” they could safely leave them at any time and ascend to the “next level.”
Linkage
The 50 best games of 2020 – Polygon
Michigan man jailed for nearly 4 decades exonerated after witness admits to lying – Free Press
These desktop speakers do a damn fine job of delivering sound for under $20! – Amazon
Is Barstow A Safe Place To Visit? – Van Life Wanderer
Japanese serial killer who baited suicidal people using Twitter gets death penalty – Straits Times
FDA Analysis Of Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine Finds It Effective And Safe – NPR
75 infected with COVID-19 after Santa visits nursing home in Belgium – NY Post
Congress nears deal on $1.4 trillion government funding measure – Politico
Sizzling Tech IPO Market Leaves Investors Befuddled – WSJ
A Data-Driven Guide to Whether a Machine Will Be Doing Your Job By 2025 – VICE
8 Questions to Ask Someone Other Than “What Do You Do?” – HBR
Chinese government forcing hundreds of thousands of Uighurs to pick cotton – BBC
Woman robs store with hypodermic needle she claims is infected with AIDS – ABC
Here They Are, The Dumbest Things Said 2020 (35 Pics) – Ruin My Week
A smart thermostat is a game changer. It can learn your schedule, turn itself down when nobody is home, balance temperatures and can be operated from your phone – Amazon
Where Amazon Returns Go to Be Resold by Hustlers – The Atlantic
Elizabeth Hurley Shares Lingerie Photos – Maxim
How Much Money Can You Make Streaming Your Favorite Games? – Geek Extreme
2 Cast Iron Skillet Tips for Beginners – Apartment Therapy
Evolution Made Really Smart People Long to Be Loners – Inverse
How a Homeless High School Dropout Became CEO of a $1 Billion Company – Bloomberg
The Camouflaged Military Bunkers of Switzerland – Amusing Planet
LeBron James’ Foundation to Open New Community Hub With Job Training and Financial Literacy Education in Akron – TIME
Pornhub Purged Almost 80% Of Its Content — More Than 10 Million Videos From Its Site – BuzzFeed News
A damn fine collection of hot social media girls – The Viraler