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“My wife used Hinge while on a girls trip”

My wife (34) and I (42) have been together 10 years, married for 7. She just got back from a trip to Paris and London with her sister to visit family. Everything seemed normal until she mentioned that a guy hit on her during the trip, asked for her number, and invited her back to his place—she said she told him “hell no.”

Later, I checked her phone just to see if there were any messages related to that interaction. Instead, I found a Hinge verification text, a recent search for “best dating apps in London,” and saw she had downloaded Hinge back in Oct 2023 and even paid the $49 subscription. I also saw she downloaded Bumble as recently as this March.

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Why Some Men Find Power in Giving Up Their Money

There are few corners of sexuality more misunderstood than financial domination. To most people, the idea sounds absurd: a man willingly hands over his hard earned money to a woman who may barely speak to him, may never touch him, and may disappear after a single interaction. Sometimes we are talking about hundreds of dollars. Sometimes thousands. Sometimes life changing amounts of wealth.

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Celebrities Are Making Smoking Cigarettes Cool Again – Archive.ph

25 Before And After Photos of People’s Transformation After Using Ozempic – Ned Hardy

The best blender ever is 45% off right now!!! – Amazon

Trump signs executive order launching AI initiative being compared to the Manhattan Project – NBC News

Is ChatGPT Conscious? Many users feel they’re talking to a real person. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something. – Archive.ph

Stop saying ‘don’t cry’—to raise confident, emotionally intelligent kids, use these 5 phrases instead – CNBC

Meta buried ‘causal’ evidence of social media harm, US court filings allege – Reuters

This One Goes Out To All The Cat Owners Out There – Ned Hardy

Every homeowner should install one of these. It has real-time monitoring of flow, pressure, and leaks — and automatically shuts your water off when it detects a problem. – Amazon

The ‘ShamWow guy’ is running for Congress in Texas – NBC News

Robots and AI Are Already Remaking the Chinese Economy – WSJ

Scarlett Johansson to Star in New ‘Exorcist’ Movie – Variety

AI Christian ‘singer’ Solomon Ray tops the charts, stirs ethical debate – The Hill

20 Moments When Life Served Up a Wonderful Surprise From the Universe – Linkiest

The Horrifying Reality Of Contracting Rabies

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Let me paint you a picture.

You go camping, and at mid-day you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the “rage” stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode.

Except you’re asleep, and he’s a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don’t even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed.

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Solitary Confinement and the Descent into Madness

Whatever you think hell is, you’re wrong. You think fire and brimstone, but hell is actually white paint, stainless steel, and a cold that settles into your marrow and never leaves.

I became the nucleus of a concrete cube. It didn’t matter if I was 15 or 40, innocent or guilty; once the door slammed, I was just meat in a box. The room was 60 square feet of psychological warfare. Sometimes the walls were stark white, illuminated by a white light that hummed 24 hours a day, erasing the memory of night. Other times, it was a dungeon of filth—shit stains on the floor, nut stains on the mattress, and a smell that hit you like a physical blow: a cocktail of old urine, vomit, and fear.

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How To Escape Sleep Paralysis

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For those of you who didn’t know, when we fall asleep our bodies release a chemical into the part of our brain that controls movement, the chemicals being glycine and GABA . These essentially freeze your muscles, rendering you incapable of movement. This is done to keep us from acting out our dreams and injuring ourselves. (Sleepwalkers’ bodies don’t release enough of this chemical, hence the walking).

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A Day in the Life of a Hunter-Gatherer

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Imagine waking up not to the buzz of an alarm clock but to the quiet stirrings of the world around you. The smell of damp earth fills the air as the sun rises slowly over the horizon, casting long shadows over the camp where you, a hunter-gatherer, live. There are no walls or doors, no separation from the natural world. You are part of it, deeply embedded in a rhythm that has existed for tens of thousands of years. Today, like every day, survival is at the forefront of your mind—but not in the way we modern humans often imagine.

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6 Historical Photos That Speak Volumes – Ned Hardy

If you need to get a gift for any guy in your life, this is a slam dunk – Amazon

The Middle Class Is Buckling Under Almost Five Years of Persistent Inflation – Archive.ph

xAI appears to be nuking posts that claimed its CEO was more fit than LeBron James and “the single greatest person in modern history.” – Engadget

Zelensky Says Peace Plan Poses Historic Choice: Lose Dignity or U.S. Support – The Guardian

Box Office: ‘Wicked: For Good’ Earns Huge $30.8 Million in Previews, Highest of the Year – Variety

30 Memes That Won The Internet This Week – Ned Hardy

It’s a must-have for every household because it turns your chaotic battery drawer into a portable, organized “grab-and-go” kit that makes emergencies easier and everyday life smoother. – Amazon

Mexico’s bullied pageant contestant gets payback by capturing Miss Universe crown – AP News

Major Labels Sign Licensing Deals With AI Music Company Klay – Pitchfork

Simone Biles Did a Boob-Job Q&A on TikTok – Archive.ph

If your spending is eating your savings, you might be experiencing ‘lifestyle creep’ – NPR

Social media destroyed one of America’s key advantages – Noahpinion

Gustav Klimt Painting Sells for $236M, Making It the Highest Price for Modern Art Sold at Auction – My Modern Met

The World’s Biggest Empires of History, on One Epic Visual Timeline – Visual Capitalist

10 Thoughts All Girls Have During Sex – Linkiest

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