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Most of us are walking around with our heads so far up our own asses that we wouldn’t know our authentic selves if they bit us in the face. We’re so busy trying to be who we think we should be, who society tells us we should be, that we’ve completely lost touch with who we actually are.
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So, you’ve tied the knot. You had the big fancy wedding, posted all the obligatory honeymoon pics on Instagram, and now you’re back to normal life as a married couple. Time to just coast on marital bliss for the next 50 years, right? Wrong.
Here’s the thing no one tells you about marriage: The wedding isn’t the finish line – it’s the starting gun. All that romance and excitement leading up to the big day? That’s just the shiny packaging. The real “prize” inside is a hell of a lot of hard work.
20 Photos That Will Put a Smile on Your Face – Ned Hardy
Everything You Need to Know About Losing Weight in a Safe, Sustainable Way – Nutrition
Professional barbers swear by these for trimming beards and facial hair. Wth proper care, it could possibly last your entire lifetime– Amazon
Victims Speak Out: The Dark Reality of Sextortion – Shield and Fortify
How Has Inflation Hit Your Finances? 10 People Get Candid – WSJ
The Greatest Car Chases in Movie History, Ranked – The Ringer
For Some Maniacal Reason, Teachers Gave This Math Problem to 9-Year-Olds – Popular Mechanics
The US Is Forming a Global AI Safety Network With Key Allies – Wired
What I’ve Learned: Stephen King – Esquire
Tales From the Trenches of Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp – Slate
On self-driving, Waymo is playing chess while Tesla plays checkers – ARS Technica
Dopamine detoxing, hacking, and fasting: Is any of it real? – VOX
This is endlessly useful if you like to tinker with or repair your electronics – Amazon
The 7 Reasons You Stop Improving (and How to Keep Getting Better) – Scott Young
A big survey asked Americans about their finances. Here are some trouble spots – NPR
The 32 Most Iconic Poems in the English Language – LitHub
How to Stop Feeling Insecure in a Relationship as a Man – Knowledge For Men
Yes, you can still visit Bob Dole’s 1996 campaign website – Dole Kemp ‘ 96
14 Men And Women Talk About The Best Sex They Ever Had (And What Made It Amazing) – Thought Catalog
How a great conversation is like a game of catch – Ideas
A Civilian’s Primer on Military Rank and Insignia – The Art Of Manliness
1. Tried to overdose on Oxycontin, last thoughts were immediate regret after I pushed the plunger on the syringe all the way down, all I felt was remorse and sadness that I wouldn’t be alive anymore. Woke up 20-24 hours later extremely grateful to be alive and got help with my drug addiction, now 4 year sober on 8/14.
My gf and I have been dating for about 6 months. We both go to the same school, so we see each other all the time, and are both going to graduate in June. We have had a great relationship, and I have no reason to dislike her. She is a rational, level-headed, and smart woman who I absolutely trust.
My gf is trained in Jiu Jitsu and I believe she is decently good (I’ve never seen her fight). She has been training at a fancy gym consistently since she started college 5 years ago. I have zero self defense training as I don’t have the time or money to go to classes or a martial arts gym. I boxed briefly in early college but had to quit pretty early on because I got a new job.
So last night we had just got back from my friends birthday party and we started to mess around. Sometimes we play fight and wrestle around, normal couple things.
But last night while we were rolling around out of nowhere she puts me in an ACTUAL head lock.
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No it isn’t.
Sid Vicious was just as incompetent as you’ve heard, unable to tune or play his bass, but he wasn’t chosen for the band for his musicianship.
The Pistols’ manager Malcolm McLaren fancied that he was making some sort of artistic statement through the look and style of the band as well as through their music, and he thought Sid represented the sort of nihilistic, destructive force he wanted punk to be. Plus he was a good looking lad (under all the hairspray and the sneer) who oozed danger and looked good with his shirt off.
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Money can buy a lot of things: cars, houses, yachts, a better education, the latest gadgets, and even an island or two if you’re into that sort of thing. But there’s one thing it can’t buy: genuine human connection. Yet, many men fall into the trap of using their wealth to attract women. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well. Here’s what really happens when you use money to attract women and why it’s a terrible idea.
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The Last Words Spoken By 69 Famous People – Ned Hardy
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What life is like in the world’s happiest country, from a 28-year-old who left the U.S. for Finland – Make It
‘The Smashing Machine’ First Look: Dwayne Johnson Transforms Into MMA Icon Mark Kerr in Benny Safdie’s A24 Drama – Variety
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Millennials have a fresh take on the FIRE movement, and it’s less about taking it easy in retirement – Business Insider
Can mindfulness really make you happy, lower your blood pressure and improve your sleep? – The Guardian
What might have caused the helicopter crash that killed Iran’s president – NPR
FBI Arrests Man For Generating AI Child Sexual Abuse Imagery – 404 Media
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The Wizard of Sin City: A Gritty Reimagining of Oz – Ned Hardy
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How 3M Executives Convinced a Scientist the Forever Chemicals She Found in Human Blood Were Safe – Pro Publica
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Batman: The Animated Series – The 15 Best Episodes – Den of Geek
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9 Popular Social Habits that Drain the Life Out of Our Relationships – Marc and Angel
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